*cough* *cough* Also sorry for being late, had to go issue my passport since I'll be departing my country real soon after being charged for commiting arson and tax fraud.
There will be B L O O D S H E D
A lot of things.
Someone known as Puzakistan...
This is slightly concerning, but based as well.
'Military Operations' They aren't warcrimes, are they?
Well that's good to hear I suppose.
Uno reverse bahahahahah
Nor would I, after whatever happened last time...
Do they...taste good? 😳
The voldemort of NS.
Which one? (lmao)
I blasted them into oblivion with an orbital weapon.
There are like three million Ambaskowians in Nairatania, probably due to the very loose immigration regulations.
As Stef mentioned, not that far probably.
What do you mean 'red'?
Currently packing up for my trip to my grandmother's house. Otherwise, just doing nothing.
Lmao Ambaskow became Bosnia
That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .
Yeah, pretty average. 🦾🗿
And that comes from someone with an average economy. 🦾🗿
My citizens are slightly more educated than yours! 🦾🗿
B I G B R A I N I N D E E D
DONT DOUBLE POST GRRRRGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAAAA
'more educated' LMAOOOOOO. My citizens are more than twice as smart as yours.
Now, onto Nairatania!
• We throwing more money into the Military. We have a defense budget of nearly 2 TRILLION Nairs, quite a lot if you ask me.
• A new law has been passed:
• At last, the mastermind behind the attack on the Den has been caught. A man by the name of P. Scheißenwerden (very funi name) had planted the bomb in the parliament. He works as a janitor in the same building. In an interview he stated that: "Oh lord, the place looked and smelled just like a Weasel carcass which had been laying in the sun for two and a half weeks. Even my trusty mop couldn't clean that horrid unholy mess, due to which I had to take extreme measures."
I like your attitude, man of little words
I can name 10 things that I'm bigger than you
I love how I'm exactly 999th out of 1,071 people in patriotism in Europeia.
are you compensating for something???
I haven't been in this game for a long time... 2 days but for me it's a lot
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Two policemen have gone to custody because of leading a school shooting, last week. They failed, thankfully, and are now going to the National High-Security Eagle Jail.
The FyreTyre Cup is kicking off today, with the Sussers 500 at Taliwagga international speedway.
please for the love of all that’s holy and RMB space, spoiler your posts
News from Atlas-Preussen
A prime Minister has been elected. It was a close vote, but in the end Fritz Schneider won with only one more vote.
It was a close vote? That's closer than the 1% on the 3rd day of the Stefolandese elections! That was super super close! What are his ideals? Just curious.
I like taking up RMB space. Who will stop me? bahahahBahAbAhaBAhAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
That's good to know
In Of Weimar there has been emergency budget been announced.
Last month (April 2022), inflation in Of Weimar hit 9% the highest level since 1982. Due to this, the Weimarian Govement has announced this emergency budget: