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*cough* *cough* Also sorry for being late, had to go issue my passport since I'll be departing my country real soon after being charged for commiting arson and tax fraud.

Atlas-Preussen wrote:

A triple post, Gemeinschaftsland will be disappointed

There will be B L O O D S H E D

The Isolationist Crows wrote:

I think I’ve missed something

A lot of things.

The Isolationist Crows wrote:

And I’d like to hear it

Someone known as Puzakistan...

Ambaskow wrote:

First Ambaskow test flight jets will take off and cross the Black Sea and back.

Along with this, the first sets of new recruits will begin training to become Ambaskow soldiers.

And a reminder, enemies of Ambaskow will be forced to follow strict rules. These countries being Decnotixa and Spaghettitopia

Tourism and airlines will be cut off from these nation. Along with oil exports and trading recourses.”

Endorsements from both nations will also be withdrawn

This is slightly concerning, but based as well.

Ambaskow wrote:

People outside of Ambaskow are advised not to travel as of right now. Due to active military operations getting rid of rebels completely. I’ve said this before but it’s to make sure it doesn’t get reinstated. Travelling here isn’t banned, but highly discouraged

'Military Operations' They aren't warcrimes, are they?

Prov wrote:

prov peace keeping soldiers are reporting that no rebels or such has been seen or been trying to get into the cities of ambaskow while another 750k prov peace keeping soldiers have been patrolling all around the former rebel controlled areas.

- High ranking general Anthony of the prov army

Well that's good to hear I suppose.

Ambaskow wrote:

Many Ambaskowian born spaghettitopians seem to have a bad dislike towards your government and military

Uno reverse bahahahahah

Vatinland wrote:

Pasta Incident of 2022

*chuckles* No.

Stefoland wrote:

They're referring to Puzakistan. But I'd like to not talk about them personally.

Nor would I, after whatever happened last time...

Spaghettitopia wrote:

of course they do, i was one of the reasons they fled their home country anyways. Also call my citizens noodles

Do they...taste good? 😳

Vatinland wrote:

They who shall not be named. Got it

The voldemort of NS.

Turkesbenizstan wrote:

But not the North of Puzakistan, remeber from the "Acident'?

Which one? (lmao)

The Militarist States of America wrote:

i also dont like talking about puzak mainly because i nuked them, and for whatever reason they survived

I blasted them into oblivion with an orbital weapon.

Ambaskow wrote:

Yes you are the reason, you funded more rebels to cause more destruction. I’m not saying that was your reasoning, but that’s what happened. And plus those people never fled, they were born there. People from ambaskow have a presence in practically every country

There are like three million Ambaskowians in Nairatania, probably due to the very loose immigration regulations.

Turkesbenizstan wrote:

Spaghettitopiais a italian country?

Pretty obvious.

Turkesbenizstan wrote:

So the Italian northeastern and Spaghettitopia is like the Berlim Wall?

As Stef mentioned, not that far probably.

The Militarist States of America wrote:

so much red in rmb

What do you mean 'red'?

Poseidon63 wrote:

My apologies for the lateness, but when you see this post you'll lose the sense of time immediately! Because it is What's Up Wednesday!!!

I'll start, I have been overworking the past week because it is just too busy with my job. They are also firing firework, for people who don't know it, I absolutely hate fireworks. But for the rest, just surviving.

What is up with you? Tell us!

Currently packing up for my trip to my grandmother's house. Otherwise, just doing nothing.

Ambaskow wrote:

Ambaskow military on search for cluster bombs stuck in the ground that haven’t exploded yet

Lmao Ambaskow became Bosnia

Greater Rubisland wrote:

T E X A S

That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .

Turkesbenizstan wrote:

YES, my economic plan has been worked, look to my economy status, in a socialist system!

Yeah, pretty average. 🦾🗿

Spaghettitopia wrote:

you know what's also average? your citizen's political and civil rights. they aren't even good

And that comes from someone with an average economy. 🦾🗿

Spaghettitopia wrote:

my citizens are slightly more well educated than Northeastern Italian, take that!

My citizens are slightly more educated than yours! 🦾🗿

Moryazvia wrote:

My citizens are ahead of yours by 9602.49 points. We have big brain.

B I G B R A I N I N D E E D

Olrac wrote:

hello

Olrac wrote:

Hilarious

DONT DOUBLE POST GRRRRGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAAAA
Better call Gem.

Ambaskow wrote:

Bruh I have to solve an issue for my capital ??

Yes.

The Christian Anime Weebos wrote:

Hello,

My country is safe, clean, and happy. Besides for those who said you guys are really educated. My country is more educated than yours, but we are still learning to improve over time. I'd rather be a humble ruler than boast. So please do join my nation to help us improve, so that we can become a better world. We are looking for more citizens, to help us grow.

So please do join us.

Thanks,
Best Regards,

Queen Rosanna

Parliament of the Christian Anime Weebos.

'more educated' LMAOOOOOO. My citizens are more than twice as smart as yours.

Now, onto Nairatania!

• We throwing more money into the Military. We have a defense budget of nearly 2 TRILLION Nairs, quite a lot if you ask me.

• A new law has been passed:
Article 72: The Bicycle Lane Act.
All roads (excluding highways and privately-owned roads such as in large complexes) equal to or wider than two lanes should have a protected bicycle lane on either side, having a width of at least 1 metre.

• At last, the mastermind behind the attack on the Den has been caught. A man by the name of P. Scheißenwerden (very funi name) had planted the bomb in the parliament. He works as a janitor in the same building. In an interview he stated that: "Oh lord, the place looked and smelled just like a Weasel carcass which had been laying in the sun for two and a half weeks. Even my trusty mop couldn't clean that horrid unholy mess, due to which I had to take extreme measures."
He has been tried and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

The Christian Anime Weebos wrote:

Hello,

My country is safe, clean, and happy. Besides for those who said you guys are really educated. My country is more educated than yours, but we are still learning to improve over time. I'd rather be a humble ruler than boast. So please do join my nation to help us improve, so that we can become a better world. We are looking for more citizens, to help us grow.

So please do join us.

Thanks,
Best Regards,

Queen Rosanna

Parliament of the Christian Anime Weebos.

No

Nairatania wrote:

That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .

Florida? You say? Well, I've got C A L I F O R N I A. I would've said Florida if you didn't say it tbh. :(

Stefoland wrote:

Florida? You say? Well, I've got C A L I F O R N I A. I would've said Florida if you didn't say it tbh. :(

All hail F L O R I D A M A N

Siburian wrote:

No

I like your attitude, man of little words

Nairatania wrote:

*cough* *cough* Also sorry for being late, had to go issue my passport since I'll be departing my country real soon after being charged for commiting arson and tax fraud.
There will be B L O O D S H E D
A lot of things.
Someone known as Puzakistan...
This is slightly concerning, but based as well.
'Military Operations' They aren't warcrimes, are they?
Well that's good to hear I suppose.
Uno reverse bahahahahah
*chuckles* No.
Nor would I, after whatever happened last time...
Do they...taste good? 😳
The voldemort of NS.

Which one? (lmao)
I blasted them into oblivion with an orbital weapon.
There are like three million Ambaskowians in Nairatania, probably due to the very loose immigration regulations.
Pretty obvious.
As Stef mentioned, not that far probably.
What do you mean 'red'?
Currently packing up for my trip to my grandmother's house. Otherwise, just doing nothing.
Lmao Ambaskow became Bosnia
That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .
Yeah, pretty average. 🦾🗿
And that comes from someone with an average economy. 🦾🗿
My citizens are slightly more educated than yours! 🦾🗿
B I G B R A I N I N D E E D
DONT DOUBLE POST GRRRRGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAAAA
Better call Gem.
Yes.
'more educated' LMAOOOOOO. My citizens are more than twice as smart as yours.

Now, onto Nairatania!

• We throwing more money into the Military. We have a defense budget of nearly 2 TRILLION Nairs, quite a lot if you ask me.

• A new law has been passed:
Article 72: The Bicycle Lane Act.
All roads (excluding highways and privately-owned roads such as in large complexes) equal to or wider than two lanes should have a protected bicycle lane on either side, having a width of at least 1 metre.

• At last, the mastermind behind the attack on the Den has been caught. A man by the name of P. Scheißenwerden (very funi name) had planted the bomb in the parliament. He works as a janitor in the same building. In an interview he stated that: "Oh lord, the place looked and smelled just like a Weasel carcass which had been laying in the sun for two and a half weeks. Even my trusty mop couldn't clean that horrid unholy mess, due to which I had to take extreme measures."
He has been tried and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

Hellooooo!

Spaghettitopia wrote:

my citizens are slightly more well educated than Northeastern Italian, take that!

I can name 10 things that I'm bigger than you

Northeastern Italian wrote:

I can name 10 things that I'm bigger than you

🤨📸

I love how I'm exactly 999th out of 1,071 people in patriotism in Europeia.

hi

Burge The Othan wrote:

hi

Hello!

Northeastern Italian wrote:

I can name 10 things that I'm bigger than you

are you compensating for something???

I haven't been in this game for a long time... 2 days but for me it's a lot

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Two policemen have gone to custody because of leading a school shooting, last week. They failed, thankfully, and are now going to the National High-Security Eagle Jail.

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Nairatania wrote:

*cough* *cough* Also sorry for being late, had to go issue my passport since I'll be departing my country real soon after being charged for commiting arson and tax fraud.
There will be B L O O D S H E D
A lot of things.
Someone known as Puzakistan...
This is slightly concerning, but based as well.
'Military Operations' They aren't warcrimes, are they?
Well that's good to hear I suppose.
Uno reverse bahahahahah
*chuckles* No.
Nor would I, after whatever happened last time...
Do they...taste good? 😳
The voldemort of NS.

Which one? (lmao)
I blasted them into oblivion with an orbital weapon.
There are like three million Ambaskowians in Nairatania, probably due to the very loose immigration regulations.
Pretty obvious.
As Stef mentioned, not that far probably.
What do you mean 'red'?
Currently packing up for my trip to my grandmother's house. Otherwise, just doing nothing.
Lmao Ambaskow became Bosnia
That- That makes sense. Well then, F L O R I D A .
Yeah, pretty average. 🦾🗿
And that comes from someone with an average economy. 🦾🗿
My citizens are slightly more educated than yours! 🦾🗿
B I G B R A I N I N D E E D
DONT DOUBLE POST GRRRRGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAAAA
Better call Gem.
Yes.
'more educated' LMAOOOOOO. My citizens are more than twice as smart as yours.

Now, onto Nairatania!

• We throwing more money into the Military. We have a defense budget of nearly 2 TRILLION Nairs, quite a lot if you ask me.

• A new law has been passed:
Article 72: The Bicycle Lane Act.
All roads (excluding highways and privately-owned roads such as in large complexes) equal to or wider than two lanes should have a protected bicycle lane on either side, having a width of at least 1 metre.

• At last, the mastermind behind the attack on the Den has been caught. A man by the name of P. Scheißenwerden (very funi name) had planted the bomb in the parliament. He works as a janitor in the same building. In an interview he stated that: "Oh lord, the place looked and smelled just like a Weasel carcass which had been laying in the sun for two and a half weeks. Even my trusty mop couldn't clean that horrid unholy mess, due to which I had to take extreme measures."
He has been tried and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

please for the love of all that’s holy and RMB space, spoiler your posts

News from Atlas-Preussen

A prime Minister has been elected. It was a close vote, but in the end Fritz Schneider won with only one more vote.

Atlas-Preussen wrote:

News from Atlas-Preussen

A prime Minister has been elected. It was a close vote, but in the end Fritz Schneider won with only one more vote.

It was a close vote? That's closer than the 1% on the 3rd day of the Stefolandese elections! That was super super close! What are his ideals? Just curious.

Vatinland wrote:

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please for the love of all that’s holy and RMB space, spoiler your posts

I like taking up RMB space. Who will stop me? bahahahBahAbAhaBAhAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

Stefoland wrote:

It was a close vote? That's closer than the 1% on the 3rd day of the Stefolandese elections! That was super super close! What are his ideals? Just curious.

He promised to make Atlas-Preussen a better and safer place. Plus, he alread was a popular man in the empire, always helping the poor, especially children. And he was a good senator. Even the Kaiserin is happy that he won

Atlas-Preussen wrote:

He promised to make Atlas-Preussen a better and safer place. Plus, he alread was a popular man in the empire, always helping the poor, especially children. And he was a good senator

That's good to know

Finally got my capital :D

Hello

-North Pomorski- wrote:

Hello

Heyo!

Stefoland wrote:

Heyo!

Hi!