Shrek Land has sent nuclear weapons over to a rival country. We hope that this does not affect any of our fellow nations, if it does, we would like to apologize now.
Goly, The cethicalistic order, Lawithon, Republic of elongated muskrat, and 14 othersZoninite, Dani brandonia, The olivavan union, Michael h scott, Tortugashima, New Drachma, Indonasi, Oateria, Raccoonbeach, Kop Wert, Free bolivington, Occidania, Al montica, and Cocoa and chocolate
August
Does not bother us. We are major proponents of nuclear proliferation--in fact, if you would be willing to buy some fine Augustin U-235, I am sure we could find an agreeable price.
Our people insist thst we do not need any more nuclear weapons but they don't make the decisions. Shrek Land will happily purchase some of your U-235's.
As a symbol of good intentions and many years of friendship between the nations of Good Hope, Shrek Land sends over our highestgrade power armour. If need be, Shrek Lands forces will be at your disposal.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Augustin proxy
What kind of nation is everyone going for? This one is meant to be a benevolent dictatorship, with 100% for both economy and civil rights, but no political freedom whatsoever. August is meant to be absolute anarchy, with 100% for all three major categories. I gave up on trying to make a nation exactly according to my own beliefs (although I can come fairly close)--not quite feasible with the crazy options you are given.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Clearly, I'm going for a consumerist nation. Super high Economy, nothing else. Sadly my civil rights have gone up, I'll need to work on snuffing that out.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Coadun
I'm going for a Centre-Left Libertarian Democracy, pretty heavily inspired by my actual political positions. I want to get Civil Liberty and Political Freedom as high as possible while maintaining a stable economy (never going to happen, though). Really I just want to be able to look at this country and see it full of guns, drugs, and prostitution while managing to be a functioning, relatively respectable, society.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Augustin proxy
If either of you join the WA or send over a WA puppet, I will endorse you for delegate.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Alright I'm a World Assembly member again.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Augustin proxy
Did you get the email?
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Yeah I just forgot to click the link. It should work now.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
August
I deregulated my economy even further and now it is ruined... This is a true anarchy, though. 100% private and government spending is zero.
Trashedland, Lawithon, and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
In other news, Shrek Land has raised our income tax rates .5% bringing us to an even 98% income tax rate.
Trashedland, Lawithon, and Cocoa and chocolate
Coadun
I'm gone for a few days and suddenly the region is twice the size it used to be, holy hell. Although that's not really saying much...
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
August
No kidding, and I have not even recruited. We seem to be classified as "small" now, rather than "minuscule," and I think we are eligible to be Featured. Welcome, newcomers, to the beautiful Cape of Good Hope.
In other news, every time I read about GP drama, it reminds me of why this place exists. No government to coup, no 400-page code of laws to argue, no forums to spy on. Aaaaahhh... relaxing.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
New new new cageistan
Worship me
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Coadun
Believe me I would, but I've already made commitments to the satanic/pagan dark Gods of Atheism. Besides the NWO, Catholic Church, and the Jews pay me a pretty penny to promote lies and sin.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Update; Shrek Land now has it's military enforcing the laws alongside the police force and all citizens have a curfew.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
New new new cageistan
Cageistan has annexed a village on the border of Shrek Land. This settlement known as "Shrek Tooowwwnn" was annoying a neighboring Cageistanian village due to the overwhelming scent of their onion farms. All farms have been destroyed and replaced with temples to Nicolas Cage.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
In response to the burning of the onions, Shrek himself goes to the temples and paints them green. That is all
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
The reason for Shrek ejecting Turos from the region was due to the fact that Shreks mind was "unguided and wandered into dark places."
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Also, Shrek Land would like to announce that the life expectancy has risen from 130 to 150. Truly remarkable considering people work until they die.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
New new new cageistan
Or are murdered by Shrek. Also when Shrek is charged for murder he gets off scot free and an innocent man dies in his place, due to his lawyers defense "I blame the jews personally".
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
August
We congratulate our esteemed neighbors in Shrek Land for their remarkable efficiency. Who needs retirement, anyway?
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
Shrek land
Great News! Shrek Landians can no longer emigrate. Also, all violent criminals get executed.
Lawithon and Cocoa and chocolate
New new new cageistan
Cageistan, with it's 0 political freedoms, implements a democratic election for our President (still under Supreme Leader Nicolas Cage). There is only one candidate though who wins by 115% of the vote. Donald Trump is our new President.