*runs into a wall at full speed, evidently on a coke-filled insane binge. My sombrero falls off my head and along with it the bottles of tequila taped to it with duct tape. I look up, stunned at your question, and my white powder-stained fake mustache begins to fall off*
Hey guys, Eros prime died. It seems our hombre did too much cocaine and ether at once and ended up choking death with their throat full of both the white stuff and the holy juice. Until he gets resusitated or someone gives him the Pulp Fiction treatment by jamming an adrenaline shot directly into their heart, we've lost a beloved member of the Calexico and Mexicali cartel.
I would invite all to participate in a tequila shot enema to mourn their passing. :(
*ugh... ugh... OH GOD right it's in there.
Happy trails, amigo. May you join your fellow party-goers in NS heaven one day.
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Hello, this is Meadowfields, after New San Andreas Republic made a comment about this on Forum 7! The Italian flag is currently a placeholder for the real national flag.
Unless some hombres hack my account and forcibly give themselves executive powers, that isn't happening. Since you know... I'm the founder (cartel boss) with supreme unchecked cocaine-fueled powers, and you're my underlings who I let snort coke with me and hide in fear as I fire off my gun randomly. Any raiders who show up would just be annoyed since I keep ejecting and banning them.
Jesse, we cannot just walk into the Calexico-Mexicali drug cartel meeting room and demand our methamphetamine back. Do you have any idea what they'll do to us in there? They're... they're insane. They snort cocaine with by putting into the barrel of an M4 and then dropping into their nostrils.. They're worse than Tuco. Jesse, NO DON'T GO IN THERE JESSE