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"We will intercede if you do not heed our warning. You must care or your own species will not be spared." 1: Why should you care about earth |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 *stares with huge hypnotic eyes* 1. Why shouldn't we? Our many human grey-hybrid children live here. We aren't letting you endanger them. Didn't your parents ever take charge??? ...I suppose not. *looks out at view of Earth below* Look at your space junk floating around out here. Look at that forming continent of plastic floating around the Pacific Ocean. Sadly, it's easy to conclude Human consciousness has been a tragic misstep in evolution, but it's too late to reverse that now. We have the Benevolent DNA upgrade for you. Now ...bend over. *puts into trance, performs DNA implant procedures* There you go. Your offspring will all be human-grey hybrids and much more intelligent. They'll know better than you instinctively. You are now what your parent's once referred to as "the missing link." Isn't that fascinating? *laughs* (OOC: You admit to having flaws. Well, that's a start.) |
Environmental protection squad Hello! Benevolent 1 and Curcoeln |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 Some people think we are responsible for CoVID19. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk11vI-7czE&feature=youtu.be |
Probably read it on Facebook. |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 We are very proud to announce Benevolent 1 ranks 23rd in the world (of more 215,000+ nations) in International Artwork which puts us in the top .02%. |
nation=benevolent_1/detail=rank High praise! Congrats |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 The Official Benevolent Card Collections. All others are replications. |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 Welcome back Espeonica! |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 Welcome to the BENEVOLENT EMPIRE! As featured approaching earth orbit! |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 Today is national UFO Sighting Day! Go look out a window. Even better, go outside (as if) and run underneath one!
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I did. And that thing knocked me flat down on the ground. Couldn't even twitch a muscle. Don't know what happened after that but the sun was going down when I got back up. Must have been down a couple hours. Hmm. |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 Congratulations to Benevolent Empire's very own Espeonica. Why? Because she is this season's undisputed champion of NFL Picks League! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ESgzPqujIjYxZHcH1klUhbAnGcjW0mmPFkW4y5PMd4/edit# |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 We're in the top 5% in "tourist destinations". |
The Unreported Sightings of Benevolent 1 a hand out! |