The Galactic Empire of BritainBoard

Whose Mr Peckles, is he the leader? And what’s this thing about pingu, whose mr nooty Noot?

Galatic british america wrote:

I think I’ll check it out.

If you do, you'll have to worship Mr Peckles. The Chicken Overlord!

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

If you do, you'll have to worship Mr Peckles. The Chicken Overlord!

What’s he like?

Galatic british america wrote:

What’s he like?

He's a great leader...who wants to enslave and torture humanity because of them eating his brethren.

Galatic british america wrote:

Whose Mr Peckles, is he the leader? And what’s this thing about pingu, whose mr nooty Noot?

Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot are the two imperial leaders of the region. They control everything.

I just slaughtered some indigenous tribes for the second most common resource on the planet!

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

He's a great leader...who wants to enslave and torture humanity because of them eating his brethren.

Fair enough

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

I just slaughtered some indigenous tribes for the second most common resource on the planet!

Great, those savage heathern will be brought back to Slavery where they belong, there got no chance against the might of the British empire, the sun never sets on the British empire!

Why did you leave chicken Overlords? And if it is because you don’t like them why are we building an embassy with them?

Squids Milky Way is a space trading post with a variety of foods but NO fish-and-chips!

Galatic british america wrote:

Great, those savage heathern will be brought back to Slavery where they belong, there got no chance against the might of the British empire, the sun never sets on the British empire!

All hail Britannia!

Galatic british america wrote:

Why did you leave chicken Overlords? And if it is because you don’t like them why are we building an embassy with them?

Oh, simple. I'm human, they're animals...however, we still trade with them.

Who needs civil rights when you have money?

[quote=galatic_british_america;31270622]Why did you leave chicken Overlords? And if it is because you don’t like them why are we building an embassy with them?[/quote)
We're building an embassy there because that's where my main country is, along with four others. Britain 2 is the black sheep, so to speak.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

Oh, simple. I'm human, they're animals...however, we still trade with them.

Would squids be welcome there?

Squids milky way wrote:

Would squids be welcome there?

Only if they make the Empire lots of money!

European nations on the British hit list:
France, because they always surrender, and are easy to conquer. Also, they are longtime rivals who never help us!

Netherlands because the Dutch tried to stop us from stealing the South African native's land and their diamonds.

Russia because they are rivals, and they consider themselves to be equal to Real Europeans!

Spain and West Spain because they are barbarians, and they beat us in colonizing south and Central America!

Germany because they started two world wars and they are less civilized than us proper English men!

And finally, Poland. We have no real grudge against them, but if everyone else gets to invade them, then we should too!

The Netherlands invaded in 1666, we’ll get the last laugh.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

[quote=galatic_british_america;31270622]Why did you leave chicken Overlords? And if it is because you don’t like them why are we building an embassy with them?[/quote)
We're building an embassy there because that's where my main country is, along with four others. Britain 2 is the black sheep, so to speak.

So can you have more than one nation? Are you south His Majesty’s most loyal kangaroos, the founder?

Galatic british america wrote:

So can you have more than one nation? Are you south His Majesty’s most loyal kangaroos, the founder?

No, I'm Dogetopia. You can have as many nations as you want, but only one can be in the World Assembly.

Galatic british america wrote:

The Netherlands invaded in 1666, we’ll get the last laugh.

We're getting the last laugh right now! Let's see them try and oppose us when we bomb their dams and drown them!

They call us redcoats, but our coats are actually blue, to represent our naval power. However, the uniforms are usually covered in heathen blood, making them look red.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

No, I'm Dogetopia. You can have as many nations as you want, but only one can be in the World Assembly.

Oh ok, I suppose all the kangaroo ones are 1 Person

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

We're getting the last laugh right now! Let's see them try and oppose us when we bomb their dams and drown them!

Drown them all!

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo wrote:

They call us redcoats, but our coats are actually blue, to represent our naval power. However, the uniforms are usually covered in heathen blood, making them look red.

I heard red was the cheapest, I think france had blue