She is slightly confused with a kitten being in the "baby" carriage before she remembers how many cats are about. Then she watches the men chasing xem with amusement.
Two tiny twin girls appear from a mouse hole in the baseboard and scurry to a spot on the floor nearby, their faces pleading as they look up at her
"Please give back the egg", They beseech her simultaneously in piccolo-like voices before looking around, frightened, and then scampering back to their hiding place
Ahem, Mister President, a word if I may. It has come to my attention that you may be in possession of certain territories that are in demand elsewhere.
*The president rises from the cushions of the fort*
Never heard of 'em. Well, that's not entirely true; I'm aware of their historic significance, but have never been to either of those regions and have no claim upon them.
Who is making these accusations?
Noodle arms
Noodle arms
*Raises his hands defensively*
It's a friend and is purely humorous role-play, I assure you. That being said, is there something you can do to satisfy their claim?
Ah, that is another matter. I would happily surrender these regions to them. Hold on a sec... I think I've got the deeds in here somewhere...
*Withdraws into the fort and emerges some moments later with two hand-written documents decorated with macaroni and glitter which he hands to the noodle boy*
I believe that you will find these in order. Couch Fort official relinquishes any claims to the territories of Alsace and Lorraine and, in the interests of peace, surrenders them to you to dispose of as you see fit.
When you're done with all that diplomacy, do stop in for some hot cocoa and biscuits. I bid you good day.
*Tips his hat again and sinks back down into the cushions*
*Holding the deeds for the regions in question he scampers back to the dining room, which is presumably where the other parties are waiting, though they could really be anywhere but that's not important*
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