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Homieland Regional Timeline

1976
July 3-4 - Entebbe hostages freed by Israeli commandos

1980
Tiochfaidland founded

1998
October 2 - Beacon Night War breaks out in Tiochfaidland
October 16 - War ends, Southern Independent Militia defeated

2000
George W. Bush trips down stairs, dies age 54

2001
September 11 - Nothing happens

2002
February 14 - Valentine's Day War breaks out, Homie Militia declared victorious
Florida formally "secedes" from the US with no repercussions
Kiss your homies goodnight land founded

2012
February - TIDE Pods introduced to the public
September 9 - TIDE Company withdraws from civilization, founds Thaideland
September 10 - Global stock market crash
September 11 - Greater Depression starts
November 2 - Disney releases Wreck It Ralph,
The sugar empire rises from Disney's ashes

2018
February 2 - Operation Senuna occurs in Tiochfaidland, hostages freed with minimal casualties
February 6 - Founding of a new world region proposed by Kiss your homies goodnight land
February 7 - Proposal accepted. Four founding nations of Kiss your homies goodnight land, Tiochfaidland, The sugar empire, and Thaideland unite and form the region of Homieland
February 8 - First Homieland Women Farm (HWF) established

March 31 - Acilinus destroyed

April 11 - Homieland regional population reaches goal of 7.6 billion,
Operation Liberate HWFs commences
April 13 - HWF Massacre takes place on Fem Island. Estimated military personnel death tolls reach over 9,000. Evacuation of troops ordered.

April 14 - Present - FEMINIST REVOLUTION
April 15 - Augmented reality destroyed
April 21 - Dwarflan and Pennsburie destroyed
April 23 - Electric freedom destroyed
April 24 - Reesh panther destroyed
April 25 - Maddigan destroyed
May 2 - Karate island and Love rollercoaster land destroyed
May 3 - Big gheyland and Planned pregnancy place destroyed
May 9 - The sugar empire and Jakobcasia destroyed
May 10 - The karrot empire destroyed
May 15 - Jake machlovitz land destroyed
May 19 - Tiochfaidland destroyed
May 29 - Crackhead cove destroyed
May 31 - Republic of the hitmann destroyed
June 3 - Abortion alley destroyed
June 4 - Spanky franky, The gates of inferno, and Las vegas 3 destroyed
June 6 - Women Have No Rights, Kannanada, Horn heights, and King candys kingdom destroyed
June 10 - Downeyland destroyed
June 11 - Regional founder Kiss your homies goodnight land destroyed; WA Delegate Thaideland gains executive power
June 13 - Big swing face destroyed
June 27 - Viagra falls destroyed
June 29 - Mahtal yarg destroyed
July 6 - Misogyna destroyed
July 20 - New judaean kingdom destroyed

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