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The Barbarian Nations



The UNITED NATIONS of BARBARIA






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Antegria
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Kolechia
Ladangin
Obristan
The High Order of The dominion militia
The Constitutional Monarchy of Optus

Extant Nations:

The Hyperborean Empire of Vostag

Ruler/Chief Executive: Emperor Thor Olaf Odinson of Vostag

Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Type of Polity: Empire
Population: 10,169,000,000
Capital and Largest City: Commorium (Pop: 120,000,000)
GDP: $2,174,000,000,000
GDP per Capita: $213,828
Tax Rate: 99.2% (nominal)
Exchange Rate: $1 Vcr = N$1.6292 N$D

The Hyperborean Empire of Vostag, commonly known as Vostag, is a Nordic republic composed of Districts and various possessions. The Hyperborean Empire is the largest country by total area and the most populous. The capital is Commoriom, HR, and the largest city by population after Commoriom is Uzuldaroum, CM (Population: 80,000,000). Most of the Districts are contiguous on the continent of Hyperborea with other Districts or territories being islands or on other continents. The territories are scattered about various time zones. The extremely diverse geography, climate, and wildlife of the Hyperborean Empire make it one of the world's megadiverse countries.

Covering the entirety of the Hyperborean continent down to the United Federation in the Arcadia subcontinent, the Hyperborean Empire is as massive in physical territory as it is in influence. Including the majority of the surrounding islands as well as having colonies in the Arctic and Antartic, and on the continents of the Eastern Hemisphere, it dominates the main landmass of Barbaria physically as much as it does the cultural, military, and economic realities of the United Nations of Barbaria.

Paleo-Hyperboreans migrated from Atlantis to the Hyperborean mainland thousands of years ago. Colonization began shortly thereafter. The present Hyperborean Empire emerged from the twelve provinces established along the coast of the Vilayet Sea. Numerous disputes between the democratic government and the provinces following the wars with the Picts and Brancaland that led to the Foundation War. The United Provinces of Vostag led by Emperor Ishmael Kane went on a campaign of restoration to restore the Hyperborean Empire territories, displacing Pict tribes, and gradually admitting new districts until it spanned the continent. The Marche Noir War and the 1st Great War confirmed the country's status as a global military power. Following the 1st Great War Hyperborea founded the United Nations of Barbaria and the Emperor made its chief executive. The Hyperborean Empire emerged from the 2nd Great War as a global superpower, the first country to develop nuclear weapons, the first country to use them in warfare, and a permanent member of the United Nations of Barbaria Security Council. During the Cold War, the Hyperborean Empire and the Soviet Union competed in the Space Race, culminating with the moon landing. The end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union left the Hyperborean Empire as the world's sole superpower.

The Hyperborean Empire is the founding member of the United Nations of Barbaria, Barbarian Central Bank, and Barbaria Monetary Union. The Hyperborean Empire is a highly developed country, with the world's largest economy by nominal GDP. The Hyperborean economy is one of the fastest-growing in Barbaria and is a mix of post-industrial and industrial sectors. The Hyperborean Empire is the foremost military power in the world and is the leading political, cultural, and scientific force internationally.

Island Nation of The berber states
Host of The cossack hetamanate
Disputed Territories of The hunnic khanate
Kingdom of Greater hessia
Nomadic Peoples of Greater hussaria
Empire of Roikstead
Kingdom of Volohk
Confederate Statehoods of Tritra
Parliamentary Statehood of Jvikas republican confederacy
United Provinces of Sovern
United States of Velkisa
Hoounicma Dominion of Culof
Republic of Belsa isle
Republic of Letiutin
Constitutional Monarchy of Egyptian pharocracy
Kingdom of Solitude isles
Domunican States of Edlibor
United Districts of Jaliuas republic
Nordic Kingdom of Valgoria
Republic of Kilunmore
The Democratic States of Gordaem
Republic of Yelamn
The Allied States of Hericias
The Principality of The egyptian pharocracial suzerainty
The Sovern Protectorate of Aljuk isle
The Most Divine and Holy Empire of Not Your Stuff
The Munreuk Republic of Vasnlia
The Republic of South carambe
The Kingdom of New Vladstok
The Republic of Bunis
The Principality of Tsarist ruskia
The Rogue Nation of Icy frostopia
The Federation of Barabel
The Emirate of Hinmin kenete
Representative Republic of Velbria
The Protectorate of Locach
The Bearluik Empire of Caruika
Democratic States of Isrmeral
The United States of Oreusa
The Principality of Serun isle
The Republic of Beruvik
The Rogue Nation of Cirra
The Incorporated States of Castinotine
The Armed Republic of North serbima
The Empire of Oruai
The Principality of Valgovod
The Greater Hurros State of Hunnack Orionus
The Neo Caunsa Empire of Aravam
The Republic of Normadon
The Republic of Ammuntern
The Kingdom of Aluteria
The Dominion of Coelophysis
The Republic of Botoun
The Commonwealth of Polynya
The Commonwealth of Boeach
Confederacy of Muraden states
Federated States of Neo American Union
State of West goronberg
Duel Monarchy of Manmik
Federation of Caomeria
Merchant Republic of Alinu
Empire of Exods
Empire of Britannic people
City State of Juliosu
Vandal Kingdom of Vandalic Carthage
Colony of Great libertalia
Incorporated States of Wato salia
Democratic States of Sain coan
Nomadic Republic of Camvli
Rogue Nation of Confederacy of united anarchic provinces
Republic of Cleverpond
Kingdom of Casacdonia
Grand Catholic Duchy of Cascirula Dominion
Matriarchy of Vilonzo
Republic of New altrusia
Imperial Divinity of Tritan order
Republic of Usmiru
Federation of New optus
Greater State of Amerecus
Kingdom of Shik Daha
Republic of Sanumono isle
Republic of Adoiun
Republic of Helric
Kingdom of Namraca
Dictatorship of Garnel
The Jingoistic States of United fascist regime
The United States of Reclaimed amerika
The Constitutional Monarchy of Greater viking empire
The Republic of Aryan cascadia
The Kingdom of Oppenopia
The Federal Republic of Aslerioum
The People's Republic of Red ologar
The Republic of Free Regay
The Free Land of Snowshoe

Inactive Nations: (No descriptions of the Inactive Nations are available beyond population estimates and founding/CTE dates as their Founders are unavailable for consultation.)

The Authoritarian State of Afelipiya
The Colony of Noricstead
The Fiefdom of Larptown
The Federation of United democratic nations
The People's Republic of Kartvelian soviets
The United Socialist States of Falastrow
The People's Republic of Gloriosa patria
The Democratic Republic of Colarsu (Currently in Vesvin)
Federal Republic of Malero (Currently in Vesvin)
United Counties of Cripistan
Democratic Republic of Heshinbrug
United States of Dealminer (Currently in Vesvin)
The Republic of Reburis (Currently in Vesvin)
The People's Republic of Lando de gutoj
The Greater Reich of New dromania
The Pacifist Paradise of Heimaland
The Nomadic Peoples of Eignis
The Borderlands of Tyrslend
The Republic of Poema (Currently in Vesvin)
The Republic of Unamab (Currently in Vesvin)
The Nomadic Peoples of Sokotah
The Republic of Nor anthus
The Republic of Cunor
The Borderlands of Ameurin (Currently in Vesvin)
The Republic of Meandrun (Currently in Vesvin)
The League of Alto mantovano
The Borderlands of Jellybellynation
The Empire of The third germanic reich
The Empire of The call
The Rogue Nation of Chrome242
Disputed Territories of Unexist
The Republic of Demeli araines
The Federation of Unione lombardo-veneta
The Imperial Technocracy of Valcuvvia
The Commonwealth of Armoricana
The Dominion of Lanoher
The Republic of Delaroose
United Socialist States of Andonis
Grand Empire of Carceniae

NPC Nations:

Main Article: List of Nations and Tribes (09/14/2017 – CURRENT)

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The aerican imperium
Althaniq
Anubica
Aurgyle revskittlayon
Bigtopia
Black Acre
Brancaland
Prime Minister Justin Zoolander
Brazilistan
Dàguó
The Holy Emperor of Dàguó
ancient Dàmíng dynasty
East Lebatuck
Freedonia
Laurania
Lilliput
Lyonesse
Macronesia
Manamana
Marche Noire
Marche Blanc
Maxtopia

The Armed Republic of Mike RoeNation

Ruler/Chief Executive: President Michael Rowe Government: Democratic Republic Type of Polity: Representative Republic
Population: 9,550,000 Capital: Panopolis (Population: 456,000) Largest City: Mikerovia (Population: 863,000)
GDP: $91.4 trillion Sovereign Pounds
GDP per Capita: $76,165
Tax Rate: 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy
Exchange Rate: $1 Sovereign Pound = N$1.0336 N$D

Moltovea - “A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry”

Ruler/Chief Executive: Prime Minister Simi Malistocran

Government: (nominal) Parliamentarian Social Democracy
Type of Polity: Kleptocracy
Population: 40,155,492
Capital: Harburg (Pop: 1,543,000)
Largest City: Webster (Pop: 2,876,000)
GDP: $38,200,000,000
GDP per Capita: $6,365
Tax Rate: 78.77% but much higher on the wealthy
Exchange Rate: $1 MVd = $0.0131 N$D

Known as “the birthplace of the whooping cough” and the “proud owners of Barbaria's oldest fission reactor!”, the Republic of Moltovea is a living composite of many of the worst stereotypes and clichés about former Communist Bloc states. Commonly (and sarcastically) called “Scenic Moltovea” by the Hyperborean Bureau of Tourism, the country has apparently been a desolate wasteland for much of its history and to this date, still is.

The exact location of Moltovea is described as unknown (in actuality, it's well known: it's on Lower Barbaria's east coast, between the Cossack Hetamanate and Letiutin and occupying the former territory of Cripistan), and it is said to lie “somewhere on the coast bordered by Hessia, Valogoria, Valgovod, New Dromania, and the Khanate” - in fact, surrounded by every country except the ones that it actually borders and none that it possibly could. It can, at least, be truthfully stated that it does in fact lie between them. Frequently.

The Molvanian population is made up of three major ethnic groups: the Vulgars (58%) who live predominantly in the centre and south, the Vangars (19%) who inhabit the northern cities, the Crips (10%) who inhabit the cities of the greater Webster metropolitan area and its surrounding suburbs, and the Molts (13%) who can be found mainly in the rural areas or in prison. The Moltovean people are generally rude, dirty, and at times slightly psychotic, with numerous bizarre and illogical beliefs and traditions. The country's patron saint is LinkSaint Grobian.

The nation's current Capital is the city of Hapsburg, often described as "a dingy industrial slum covered with a stinging miasma of smog and smothered in grit." Hapsburg was founded by Saint LinkDimitry of Rostov, who was also the legendary founder of the country. (There is no city of Rostov at present, as it apparently burned down during the celebrations following Moltovean Independence, with a nearly total loss of life.) Moltovea's largest city is the former Capital city of Webster, which, perhaps surprisingly, is spoken of as being a fairly nice place - possibly because it's primarily inhabited by former Cripistanians, Sovernian expats, and foreign workers and not Moltoveans.

Inhabitants of Moltovea frequently refer to their flag as “the Tri-color”, despite the obvious fact that it contains only two colors: red and white. During the Juleim ocupation the flag incorporated the red and white star-hammer-sickle symbol in the upper right and left corners, but this was dropped once the Juleim Union discorporated. The Moltovean National Anthem sounds more like a funeral march than a patriotic tune. Its lyrics are largely anti-Bigtopian, yet when anyone leaves the country the border security gifts tourist with a parting Bigtopian Curse along with a Lebatuckanese Wedgie.

As noted, the nation of Moltovea has been a fairly desolate backwater for much of its history, since it was first overrun by the Huns during the 12th century. Following the Hunnic-Cossack conflicts of the 15th century, Moltovea became a principality of the Cossack Hetamanate, remaining so until the early twentieth century when the Hetamanate withdrew (presumably in disgust) from that part of the region.

Moltovea finally achieved true national and political independence following the collapse of the Cripistan government in the early 21th century, after the United States of Cripistan determined that it wasn't worth the effort to continue governing the place and withdrew. It's been downhill for Moltovea ever since.

After the withdrawal of the Cripistani government, Moltovea was torn by civil war and ethnic unrest. Eventually Moltovea's various warring factions were united as a single kingdom, ruled by a (very brief) series of cruel and despotic kings. In the late 21st century the monarchy was overthrown, but the royal family remains popular in exile. During the Violetist World War the country was semi-allied with the Aoerian Bloc, and then afterward was briefly occupied by the Juleim Union, who set up a Communist puppet government. After the fall of Eastern Communism in the early 2000s, the country became a dictatorship run by a corrupt government with heavy ties to the Maggia, and it is currently ruled by a cartel of toothless drug lords.

Language: The language of Moltovea is said (by Moltoveans, naturally) to be so complicated that it takes 16 to 20 years to learn completely. This statement has never been tested empirically, as very few non-Moltoveans have expressed any interest in learning Moltovean. Not only is the tone in which one speaks important to the meaning, but also the pitch. It is a gendered language, with different articles being used depending on whether a noun is masculine, feminine, neutral, or a type of cheese. There are language schools for tourists to attend, which are described by the Pharocracyan Bureau of Tourism as a "complete and utter waste of time."

Trade and Commerce: An economic backwater as well as a technological and cultural one, Moltovea's only notable export are a particularly odious and pungent brand of Linkmaggoty goat cheese (“You can tell it's Moltovean if they're still moving!”), Moltovean Country and Eastern music, and cheap Lebatuckanese tourist knockoffs. Moltoveans import anything that's not thoroughly nailed down that's capable of being smuggled across their remarkably porous borders. Moltovea's only major industry is, oddly enough, is Information Technologies, due to Moltovea's complete lack of a regulatory authority for wireless communications, therefore permitting the use of any wireless frequency. Pharocracyan wireless manufacturers have included Moltovea as an option in their products due to their laxity permitting operations over a much wider range of frequencies than normal. Moltovea also is a leading nation in Barbaria for internet porn, due to their nature as a base for the proliferation of unregulated porn hosting services.

While tourism in Moltovea's tertiary major industry after smuggling, there's very few reasons to actually visit the country as there is little to do once there, the hotels are tiny, filthy and dilapidated, the ethnic cuisine disgusting, and the "tourist attractions" boring and overpriced. A very poor and rural country that is heavily polluted and geographically barren, with terrible or nonexistent infrastructure, necessities such as electricity, clean water, and indoor plumbing can be rare finds, largely due to bureaucratic incompetence. Medical care in Moltovea is also rudimentary at best, and the “Moltovean Trot” is a frequent tourist complaint from those unfortunate enough to have fallen for the sales pitch of the Moltovean Department of Tourism.

Moltovean pirates are known to be a particularly inept scourge along the eastern coasts of Lower Barbaria. While not known to be particularly dangerous to shipping due to the pirates tendencies to sink or capture themselves during the course of a boarding action, they are known to be a great deal more adept at their trade than the Moltovean Navy (which consists of a single Korean War era surplus Pharocracyan frigate and a pair of Bigtopian gunboats.)

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Phaic Tăn
People’s Republic of Rutas (PRR)
The Republic of San Serriffe
Skandilund
Smalltopia
South serbima
The Soviet Socialist Republics of Lemuria
Tasmania
Tescala
The United Federation
West Lebatuck
Wezeltonia
Xich Quy
Zanutu
Zompaboodaland



Former Nations: (Nations that have moved on and relocated out of Barbaria since this page was first built.)

The Queendom of Victoria realm
The Principality of Kasynatia
The Federation of Kazakh astana
The Caerokian Empire of Berukio Imperiuk (Currently Founder of Vesvin)


Footnotes:

1 According to one Got Issues? regular, Moltovea “sounds similar to Moldavia/Moldova, a Romanian-speaking country that spent a lot of time under Russian rule”, going with the theme that many NPC nations are based off of RW countries. However, LinkMolvanîa also fits with that as a fictional nation with a similar history, and fits better with the NS trend of being satirical and parody. Therefore, Barbaria's Moltovea is patterned off of the fictional one.







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