Vyračtílja (Issue 1) - Should You Stay in The Iron Order?

We're pretty sure some people in the community of NationStates are familiar of The Iron Order. If you're still uninformed of this region, or if you're lurking and living under a rock, let me guide you with some details on what they're known for. They're formerly known as The Empire of Badness and Evilness and if you remember, they have been invaded and wrecked by the militaries of different regions. Now, they have refounded themselves as The Iron Order, and they vow to preserve their cult-like ideology of Borenzoism. We've also seen a bunch of newsletters openly speaking against the region, such as The Commonwealth Times, Poking The Bear, The Force Flyer and others. So why should we have another one? You see, we've seen newsletters that talk about how this specific region should be condemned because of fascism, parading loss of human life, immorality, imperialism, promoting evil, lying, and other things. But it doesn't seem like their people are convinced, and some people are still proud to affiliate themselves with The Iron Order. I honestly pity these people, because this Borenzoist cult that controls them is wasting their potential of becoming great people who could be working for better regions. Add the fact that major regions and many people from across the NationStates community see their region as a symbol of stupidity, if not the epitome of internet stupidity in-game.

Wait a minute. What is Borenzoism?

Did I just read "Immortalized"? Hahahaha! Oh my gosh. Did I forget to tell you that The Iron Order is also known as a source of comedy across NationStates? Well, it's true! How does Hispanyo become immortalized when (1) his main nation gets DEATed, (2) he doesn't know how to manage a region properly, (3) he contradicts himself, (4) he surrenders to organizations because of being war weary and (5) make a goal that would make them the laughing stock of NS? I think the only way that would be possible is if he's the immortalized comedian of NationStates that everyone would laugh at, which is totally harmless. I mean, who doesn't love comedians? (And I'm not even being sarcastic here!)

Now, if its comedy is harmless, why should people leave this region? Shouldn't we just leave them alone and just keep acting according to their cult that acts so stupidly so we could keep laughing at them?

You see, stupidity can exist. You have the freedom to act stupidly. You also have the freedom to continue acting stupidly while everyone else has the freedom to laugh at your stupidity. So I just want to ask the members and supporters of The Iron Order, would you rather exercise your freedom to act stupidly or would you simply exercise your freedom to have fun by laughing at stupidity? Hopefully you choose to do the latter, because that would be better for your self-interest. Or did I just assume what makes you happy? If you ever choose to act stupid because "it makes you happy", I hope you're also laughing at yourself right now. It's fine if you make fun of yourself anyway; some people find fun in that which is totally acceptable. Because if you choose to continouously do stupid stuff and at the same time complain about the whole world laughing at you, then I would like to tell you that you need some help. It's for the best. <3

I've been repeating my point on how the region is perceived as stupid when it comes to handling things. Sure, it may be general knowledge for many other regions that have heard of The Iron Order, but for the sake of some people who aren't informed of the issue, we'll explain the stupidity of such actions, part by part. We're also going to tell you why there is absolutely no reason for anyone to actually ally with the region or even affiliate with them. Now allow us to give our reasons, which are done in question form.

(1) Would you join a region with people that talks big and can't even do stuff?

Seriously, you're trying to humiliate yourself by doing this. Threaten NPO here and there, plan invasions on The West Pacific, "destroy leftism".... Hilarious. And this is even coming from a right-winger. Sure, keep talking, but if you can't even do anything, hopefully you'd stop wasting your time on that region.

(2) Are you seriously going to join a region with an administration that does not know how to use Discord properly?

You know, when we're talking about regional servers on Discord, spamming the @everyone ping is a ground for someone to get banned. It has become a mortal sin on different regions and if someone goes loose on pinging, he/she gets muted or banned, and other countermeasures are done immediately in order of such incident to not happen again. But in The Iron Order, that isn't even the case! You can spam ping everyone and not get banned from their server! Not even a kick! It's hilarious! A spammer comes and they can't even ban a spammer. It took them at least five days to solve their spam problem, but with a counterproductive solution! They actually muted ALL channels in their discord server, so now a spammer actually paralyzed their discord server! Lol!

Now this is one proof that the region is a joke that's worth laughing at xD

(3) Do you want to join a region with a leadership that makes a fool of itself?

I think this situation explains it:

Hilarious, isn't it? I'm not even from SCUT, but this is shameful for a region that talks big but can't do anything. It's fine to be ambitious, but don't make yourself a laughing stock when being ambitious with your plans! Why are you also joining a region that can't even keep promises, anyway? Also, look at this!

Lol! The left are failures? The oldest enemies of Borenzo are failures? Aren't they more successful in destroying a region than how the invaded region is successful at doing anything productive? Maybe it's time to blame the victim in this case!

(4) Are you really going to join a region built on the principle of "evil"?

That's like joining a region that supports the Nazi ideology or a region that promotes ISIS. Whether you believe in morality or not, just look at this contradiction is mind-blowing:

"The name is satire". I think your region is a bigger piece of satire than the name itself. You can't even make good parody of the people you call "evil" by creating a "satirical" region name. "Evil in name"? Suuuure. Just look:

> calling Bedetopia a helper of evil beings
> tries to mock such "evil beings" by making a region called "The Empire of Badness and Evilness", only to get wrecked by the same "evil beings".

(5) Are you going to waste your time confusing yourself with cult principles?

Borenzoist shavakin wrote in an anti-Vacatio Libertas dispatch:
Borenzoists aren't evil Cultists, that's a nickname given to us, We simply believe in Anti-Materialistic Nationalism

From a dispatch written by Borenzoist shavakin:
The state cult of identity that has come to be recognized as Borenzoism(or the cult of Borenzo) is patterned after the veneration of the now deceased (But Later Ressurected as Hispanyo) Borenzo and his immortalization as ascended to divine sainthood after death.

Still doesn't deny that they're cultists. As for the "evil cultists" remark, I bet you're called as such because you failed to make a mockery on the people you call "evil beings" that they decided to laugh at you. Either that, or reasons that are influenced by personal morals.

At this point, are you still proud to affiliate yourself with The Iron Order? I think not. Leave that place once and for all, and enjoy the other places of NationStates! You won't regret it!

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