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Poking the Bear: Edition Two
AND I'LL BE DAMNED! The fascist warmongers actually got a bottom-feeder by the title of Borenzoist shavakin to write them up a dispatch! More fun for me!
The dispatch in question of course is
Ahem, Well The Enemy's at it Again, Spitting out Lies about Us, And we have Explored a New Anti-TEBE puppet, Vacatio Libertas he's created a Motto, called "Talk Big, Can't do Crap" for us It seems like that because we're preparing for the Impossible, The Great Liberation. Plus you're region is Too Tiny To Say that, You, Your Puppet, and some other guy (Probably) are the only guys there, Let's have a Quick Look at Some parts of this Guy's Anti-TEBE, Pro-N. Moor Propaganda. Vacatio Libertas Writes: Vacatio Libertas Writes Now you try to talk Bad, You can't even fight us without SCUT, you aren't even Good at PolandBall, if you'd like to meet a Real Professional at Polandball, Go read some of Algermaine's Dispatches, NPO Scum. One last one to debunk. Vacatio Libertas writes: See, Readers and Comrades, Cycles have Switched, Now We're Breaking Theirs Down and Exposing the Falseness and lies. We're telling the truth, Not them! He doesn't even take the "Stay in His Own Lane" Part Seriously.
Hold On, Hold on here, You first Try to silence Us by saying this? We don't run around calling everyone we Disagree with A Liberal, Like AntiFa Runs around and calls everyone they disagree with A Nazi.
So, You Recognize them as Honorable, But not us, Oh yeah.....You didn't see that did you, We Helped the Fascist Side During the Defense of Femdom, That made us Get mentioned into a WA proposal. They never got mentioned in one of those!
Jolly!
Let's start!
First thing I see sticking out like the sore thumb of typography it is, it's COMIC SANS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Damn right I'm not pleased, it's unprofessional, childish, and generally overused! On from the repulsive typography of this excuse of a factbook, we continue on to the first quote of the document.
First and foremost, I'm honored to be considered an enemy of The Iron Order. It'd put me among the majority of NS-Players I assume and proves you have skin about as thick as
a regular tumblr user while simultaneously proving that you feel it necessary to attack and make enemies out of a single nation. And yes, I can say you "Talk big, can't do
crap" since you somehow lost four wars to a single organization which you continuously claim is part of a weak NS-Left. If SCUT is weak, then you are the most insignificant speck
of an organization I've ever seen in my NS Career. "The Great Liberation" you speak of seems like something you just made up to try to give your personality cult hope that
someday, you would actually live up to your regions' WFE entry. So apparently, I'm not to tiny to say such things since I have influence in more regions than you probably even
control. At least I have the excuse that I'm a single nation who runs a region I honestly don't care about. Y'all are an entire organization who has yet to win a war against your
greatest enemy. Also, I can say with absolute certainty, that Conservative Unionss is not my puppet, he's a puppet of an ally. Final statement about this section: GrAmAr iZ
gOoD.
For context, I said that they call everyone who isn't a fan of them a liberal. And credit where credit is due, yes, they don't call everyone who disagrees with them a liberal.
They also call them Communists, Socialists, Antifa, Commies, cucks, leftists, and libtards. Furthermore, I'm not trying to silence you, talk as much as you want. I'm simply
denouncing you and pointing out the errors in your beloved bingo board.
I can't really talk on this issue because I'm honestly not caught up on that event in particular. I asked Selven for his opinion and then I'll edit this.
So, now you're breaking us down and telling the truth. As in you weren't telling the truth at all before. I'm not surprised at all by that, it's just surprising you would admit it.
I'm quite proud I didn't "stay in my lane". This gives me a good flame war going now and something to fill my spare time.
PS- Why did you think I would take anything seriously? To decree my opposition to the Iron Order, I sent your propaganda minister a copy of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees and
made sarcastic comments about a Bingo Board. Furthermore, I made a region called The Intergalactic Spampire of Lord Jumbo Dog. What did you expect?
Published November Thirtieth, 2017