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by The Utterly Intentional Union of Vacatio Libertas. . 163 reads.

Poking the Bear: Edition One

Poking the Bear




Holy Smokes, look what we got here. We got a new collection of Hispanyoan Propaganda written by wee-little Algermaine. Now let's jump straight into poking the cub. Not Bear.

"Talk big, can't do crap"
The Iron Order isn't a bear. We all

know that The Iron Order is like a Fascist North Korea: Talk big, can't do crap. Now that's a motto right there.

Today, we're gonna be playin' a little bit of Bingo!

I'll be damned. This is quite a lot to unpack. Let's get to work!

REHASHING OUR GRAPHIC ART- You're right. It doesn't deserve to be rehashed. You need to earn that right.
Mentally Taxing- Just like reading COMIC SANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE ARE FREE!!1!- As if you have anything to brag about in terms of Freedom.
WE LOVE OLD BUNIKEN- At least they have honor.
But Muh Manifesto- At least theirs completed
But Muh Trigger Warnings- At least they have warnings
Nazi Trivia- Did you know Hitler was an environmentalist?
QUOTES FROM LIBERAL POLITICIANS- Borenzoist Definition of a "Liberal"- Anyone who isn't a fan of them
Random Irrelevant Telegrams- That's one way to describe a peace treaty
No U- No U
NOT REAL DEMOCRACY- Are you bragging about your democracy(or lack thereof)?
SOCIALISM WORKS*- Compared to you, socialism looks like a miracle.
FREE SPOT- Communists and their damn handouts. EARN YOUR FREESPOT!
But Muh Oppression- Well, if we're judging by that, then yes, you won by a landslide in terms of oppression.
HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST(But don't tell Eurasia)- Just because I identify as Pac-man doesn't mean I'm Pac-man
But Muh Treaty(except when it shouldn't be)- that treaty was more of a "we feel bad for you" treaty than anything else. You lost 4 wars. Deal with it.
But Muh Liberty* and Peace**- Yes, because we all know that fascism is the very spirit of liberty and peace.
Everyone I don't like is HITLER- Meanwhile in the TIO- Everyone I don't like is STALIN
I LOVE BOXES- We don't need to know about your box fetish.
SPECIAL EDITION- Special Edition 003. If that isn't hypocrisy, I don't know what is.
CTRL+C CTRL+V- Are you implying that using Copy and Paste is for the weak or something? That just sounds really inefficient to me.
We don't have money for stamps, we spent it all on recruiting- As a former member, I'm well aware they rarely use recruitment stamps.
Bootleg Union Jack- At least it's not a bootlegged Swedish Flag.
9gag Quality Memes- They import all their memes from The Bunicken, blame that on them.
I don't want to read this.- Challenge Accepted.

Honestly this looked less like a list of SCUT Propaganda and more of a list of complaints about Russia from an American Diplomat.

Anyway, my work is done here. I hope I did a good job staying in my lane Algermaine. WAIT! Here's some more "irrelevant telegrams"

Are you proud of me Algermaine?

Published November Twenty Ninth, 2017

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