CLARIFICATION:The IDIOT democrat who was ruling during the time was named: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was a fat, nihilistic, disgusting, ignorant individual who did nothing with his life, simply letting the "citizens" run the entire country, literally the entire country. The country itself was called "Freedomlandia." Anyways, after the citizens did the work for him, he immediately took the credit for himself... THE LAZY PIG!!! The ONLY times that Smitty was not sitting around and eating corn dogs were when he ordered his army to shoot any people who complained of him "taking all the credit." Clearly, nothing could be done to put an end to Smitty's swine...yet. A legendary event occurred when Smitty Whatever-The-Crap-His-Last-Name-Is decided to execute the brother of a political philosopher...

This chaos began EXACTLY around 1700 B.C.