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by The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia. . 16 reads.

Weird Monkeys

The funky monkey (Latin name: foetida simia) is endemic to Seantonia. They inhabit the old forests of Easter Cat island and subsist mainly on a diet of rotten boomba beans. They produce enormous amounts of gas as a result of their diet and consequently, the island can be smelled from miles away.

The government once tried to harvest the methane from the funky monkey colony to run a biofuel power station, but the programme was shut down as a result of a massive amount of flung dung stalling the turbines.

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