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by The Principality of Greater Athanatos. . 2 reads.

Czarka Mal' Capone Scandal: Alleged infidelity

Czarka Mal' Capone [Tsar-cah mal ca-pone] is a worlds famous financer, loving mother to three boys, and affirmed defender of Athanatos culture/self-identity, has just publicly announced her position as a corn star. Despite her marital status, she has... Exposed herself to other men and even other women. This has thoroughly shocked not just Athanatos, but the globe as well. What does her husband think? Is she getting money from this? Czarka's sexuality has also come into question, as a fanbase grew around her erotic job/"hobby", consisting of both men and women. Perhaps she is bisexual? I she is gay, then why does she have a boyfriend? Does gay really mean happy? All those questions, we will be answeing tonight in an interview.

"Hello, Czarka. I am with the state press. May I have some th-"

"Do you have money?!"

"No ma'am, but I would greatly appreciate if you answered s-"

"Then get out of my sight!" [physical altercation ensues]

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