PALEDONN NOW AT WAR WITH LILLIPUTAN TRIBES!

Following the discovery of a terrorist group funded by the socially extreme nation of Lilliputa, the government has unanimously decided on war. The investigation was prompted by several terrorist attacks focused in our capital, Jacksonville, and the city with the highest population, Paledonn city. Cutting spending on social welfare to encance our military might, the government now has a chance of winning this bloody war.

The government has also issued one years compulsory military service (a draft) for all male people 18-25. Not turning up is enforced with jail time. If fighting in the war goes against you religious beliefs, than you will be offered a position that does not involve blowing Lilliputans into smithereens.

Even though we are a socially progressive and peaceful nation, we must fight to protect ourselves from the increasing terrorist threats coming from overseas.