The Sun Tzuer Tribunal (Issue 3, 05/30/25)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
If you have been pondering why Sun Tzu the Art of War has been rather quiet lately, we have a reason we promise!
WE JUST LEARNED SUN TZU DIED!!!! YES HE DIED!!!

Our comrades have been grieving over this. We have refused to believe it and continue to stay in denial for the most part.

According to multiple propaganda websites, Sun Tzu died in 496 BC (age 48 years), Suzhou, China. We are currently trying to figure out if this is true, and all of the members of the Sun Tzun military alliance have donated troops to China in order to investigate.

sun tzu will rise!! We are back, united by our grieving and all military spending has increased by 200000000% in order to please Sun Tzu

What can a comrade like me do to help?
- donate on our gofindme (only accpet donations over 500,000 manat)
- help us find sun tzu (more info provided on next issue)

CONTRIBUTING MEMERBS:
Antony Blinken, Der Berliner,Ap gooning