Why We Do This

Why do we do this, you may ask?

Specifically, why is CHHC Federation so… free? Why is The Prophesied Army so benevolent, and why is Juan so handsome, a generous Godfather?

Well, once upon a time, in this region so divine,
There was a nation called Xytriah, once online.
They led the region for less than a year,
Till a gamma ray from space struck their ear.

Now, listen closely, because here's what mattered—
It’s likely that ray gave them big brain cancer!
Or perhaps the cancer had long been there,
Metastasized when they chose to err.

A crime, I say—what crime, what crime?
A crime that cost more lives than a dime.
The Federation spiraled into depression,
And it all began with acts of OPPRESSION.

Read the dispatch of the Dispatch Department,
A historical record written in ink, permanent.
It tells how Xytriah banned nations for no reason,
Marking the start of rebellion season.

Let us sing a song for our unsung heroes,
Who freed the Federation from its throes:
The prophesied juan,
Who took control of the region and fought as one.

Then began the summary execution,
The leaders fell—we fulfilled our mission.
The region died, and justice was there,
For it might’ve become a Diddy lair.

(Translation: It seems the CHHC’s original members have done some very very bad things, though coverage of these actions is almost nil because time has went by. Nevertheless, the Prophesied Army will ensure they will never come back by replacing the governance of the dead region with a FULLY DEMOCRATIC ALL-ADMINISTRATIVE BUFFET.)