Military Coup in Spendula

—IMPORTANT—

—GENHISHIAN - SPENDULESE GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES ONLY—

To — Sir Ginglebottom of GENHISH — Urgent

1:05 AM 11/13/2024

Incoming audio message from an anonymous member of the GENHISHIAN Intelligence Agency stationed on Mount Yeezus, Spendula.

Uh.. Hello? Hello? Uh.. I’m just trying to tell you before— *unaudiable, automatic gunshots can be heard* We got word that uh— governmental authorities have been extracted from the last Pro-GENHSHIAN holdouts .Why did you leave us? Are you comi— *screams, gunshots followed shortly after*

ERROR… … … … CONNECTION LOST — — — ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT

1:13 AM 11/13/2024

CONNECTION TO THE GENHISHIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HAS BEEN LOST

1:18 AM 11/13/2024

A new transitional government has been proclaimed in New Spendula City. Martial law has been declared and militia patrols the streets. All diplomatic ties are severed with any nation that isn’t in Gesunda. It is unknown if the new government is willing to cooperate.