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CORSTERIANIAN ARMED FORCES / ENLIST TODAY!

WHO ARE WE?
Corsterianian Armed Forces is the Official Military forces of the Corsterianian Empire. Founded in 2024 by President Corster and a few sexually confused skinhead Generals with bad cases of Hepatitis, it has grown to become one of the Largest, Strongest Militarys in all of Carcassone. Why? It's simple, because our Leader, President Corster, is a well known conservative douchebag who spends more money per year on Nukes and Defense then actually improving the country.

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN?

It's simple, does your life suck? Do you hate yourself? Do you have absolutely nothing to lose? Well luckily for you, the Armed Forces gives man purpose by allowing teenagers fresh out of high school to operates tanks, submarines, and even nukes! So as long as you fit the criteria, you'll make a perfect fit to die for our country like a badass Corsterianian!

WHAT MAKES A PERFECT CORSTERIANIAN SOLDIER?

• 18 or over.

• Lacking of any outside love or connection.

• Grew up screaming the N word in cod lobbys.

• Some what mentally retarted.

  WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ENLIST TODAY!

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