[SECRET]List of Borsch Dolveschirk's Crimes[SECRET]

Abduction of a Child Under the Age of 16 for Sex [2]
Abduction or Detention for Sex [5]
Accused Arson [21]
Accused Assault [23]
Accused Car Jacking [10]
Accused Child Abuse [31]
Accused Shoplifting [86]
Accused Sex Offender [19]
Accused Tax Evasion [1,028]
Additional Records for Taxation [5,129]
Administration of Drugs for Sex [71]
Affray [111]
Aggravated Animal Cruelty [231]
Aggravated Assault [769]
Aggravated Burglary [163]
Aiding and abetting/accessory [2,021]
Allow Dog or Cat To Be a Nuisance [1,943]
Ammunition – Possessing, Acquiring or Carrying [89]
Animal Cruelty [987]
Armed Robbery [12,890]
Arson [123,989]
Arson Causing Death [12,401]
Assault [12,751]
Assault With Intent to Commit a Sexual Offence [12]
Assaulting or Resisting Police [98]
Assault With Intent to Rape [138]
Attempted Arson [79]
Attempted Destruction of a Public Property [27]
Attempted Genocide [891]
Attempted Jaywalking [9]
Attempted Murder [31]
Attempted Tax Evasion [75]
Attempted Terrorism [87]
Attempted Vandalism [71]
Attempted World Domination [1]
Battery [43]
Being Disguised With Unlawful Intent [65]
Bestiality [89]
Bigamy [90]
Blackmail [1,237]
Bomb Hoaxes [18]
Breach Alcohol Interlock Condition [5]
Breach of an Intervention Order [12]
Breach of Community Corrections Order [9]
Bribery [165,969]
Burglary [207,675]
Careless Driving [987]
Carry a Loaded Firearm in a Town, Populous Place, or Public Thoroughfare/Place [65]
Carry Out Plumbing Work Without Licence or Registration [38]
Carry Out Work Without a Building Permit [47]
Causing Injury Intentionally 18,698]
Causing Injury Recklessly [7]
Causing Serious Injury Intentionally in Circumstances of Gross Violence [19]
Causing Serious Injury Recklessly in Circumstances of Gross Violence [8]
Child Abandonment [18]
Child Abuse [27]
Child Homicide [137]
Child Genocide [219]
Child Neglect [28]
Collecting or Making Documents Likely to Facilitate Terrorist Acts [191]
Common Assault [291,109]
Common Assault (Common Law) [127,768]
Compelling Sexual Penetration [111]
Consequences of Failing to Comply With Section 260A [251]
Conspiracy [1]
Contaminating Goods Causing Public Alarm or Economic Loss [21]
Contempt of Court [2]
Contravene Family Counselling Order [9]
Contravene Family Violence Intervention Order [10]
Contravene Family Violence Intervention Order Intending to Cause Harm or Fear [1,296]
Contravene Family Violence Safety Notice [643]
Control of Body Armour [13]
Control of Use of Dangerous Articles [324]
Corporate Criminal Responsibility for Offence Against Section 254 [134]
Corrupting Benefits Given To, or Received By, a Commonwealth Public Official [768]
Counterfeiting [1,564,364]
Credit/Debit Card fraud [987,658]
Criminal Contempt of Court [675]
Culpable Driving Causing Death [169]
Cultivation of Narcotic Plants [98]
Cultivation of Narcotic Plants – Commercial Quantity [54]
Cultivation of Narcotic Plants – Large Commercial Quantity [45]
Cybercrime [12,879]
Dangerous Driving [28,976]
Dangerous Driving Causing Death or Serious Injury [147]
Dangerous Goods on Aircraft [12]
Dangerous Non-guard Dog Attacks or Bites a Person or Animal – Person in Control [17]
Dealing With Property Suspected of Being Proceeds of Crime [57]
Dealing With Property Which Subsequently Becomes an Instrument of Crime [114]
Delay Entry of Police [758]
Deliberately Omitting Information [398]
Destroy, Damage or in Any Way Interfere With Any Works of a Water Corporation [612]
Destroying or Damaging Property [283]
Destruction of Evidence [387]
Directing the Activities of a Terrorist Organisation [141]
Directors Must Give Information to Company [11]
Discharge Missile to Endanger Person or Property [41]
Dishonestly Cause a Loss [21]
Dishonestly Obtain a Financial Advantage (Centrelink Fraud) [23]
Display “L” Plate [12]
Distribution of Intimate Image [1]
Disturbing Religious Worship [1]
Dog Found at Large Between Sunrise and Sunset [21]
Dog Rushes at Person – Person in Control [17]
Domestic Abuse [253,416]
Domestic violence [123,745]
Drink Driving Exceed PCA [32]
Drive an Unregistered Vehicle [56]
Drive While Impaired By Drugs (Drug Driving) [23]
Driving a Motor Vehicle When Directed to Stop By Police [1]
Driving Disqualified [12]
Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicating Liquor or of Any Drug [26
Driving While Exceeding the Prescribed Concentration of Alcohol (49.1.f) [65]
Driving While Licence Suspended Under Infringements Act 2006 [43
Drug trafficking [98,901
Drunkards Behaving in Riotous or Disorderly Manner [214]
Duty of Driver, etc. of Motor Vehicle If Accident Occurs [211]
Duty of Driver etc. of Vehicle That is Not a Motor Vehicle If Accident Occurs [128]
Duty of Owner of Motor Vehicle to Give Information About Driver [210]
Embezzlement [12,004]
Endangering Safe Operation of an Aircraft [12]
Endangering Safety of Aircraft [21]
Enter Casino While Subject to an Exclusion Order [117]
Entering a Level Crossing When a Train or Tram is Approaching [78]
Entering a Place Without Authority or Lawful Excuse [97]
Escaping From Lawful Custody [85]
Exceed PCA (49.1.G) [46]
Exceed Prescribed Concentration of Drugs [57]
Exceed prescribed Concentration of Drugs (Drug Driving) (49.1.I) [
Extortion [31]
Extortion With Threats to Destroy Property [56]
Extortion With Threats to Kill [116]
Facilitating a Sexual Offence Against a Child [51]
Fail to Apply to Register a Dog or Cat [126]
Fail to Comply With an Improvement Notice [53]
Fail to Comply With Emergency Order or Building Order [31]
Fail to Comply With Fire Prevention Notice [13]
Fail to Comply With Planning Scheme, Permit or Agreement Under s173 [71]
Fail to Ensure Ammunition is Carried/Used in a Secure Manner and is Not Lost/Stolen [75]
Fail to Notify Change of Address [147]
Fail to Report Accident to Police When Person Injured [91]
Fail to Report Accident to Police When Property Damaged [39]
Fail to Restrain Dangerous Dog Off the Owner’s Premises [49]
Fail to Store Category A or B Longarm Correctly [31]
Failure of Directors to Call General Meeting [148]
Failure of Responsible Entity to Call Meeting of the Scheme’s Members [12]
Failure to Answer Bail [47]
Failure to Answer Questions When Attending Before the Commissioner [55]
Failure to Comply With Requirements Under Taxation Law [4]
Failure to Lodge Documents [74]
Failure to Vote at Any Election Without a Valid and Sufficient Excuse [56]
False Accounting [67]
False Imprisonment [1]
False or Misleading Information [467]
False Statements [167]
False Statements By Company Directors [24]
Falsification of Documents [198,565]
Falsifying or Concealing Identity [551,243]
Fishing Closures – Contravene a Prohibition [876]
Forgery [131,098]
Forgery etc. of Documents and Identification Marks [567]
Forging Prescriptions and Orders for Drugs of Dependence [67]
Form of Record – English Language [48]
Fraud [1,754,398]
Frauds By Officers [828,149]
Furnish False or Misleading Information (Sex Offender Registry) [2,187]
General Duty of Driver or Person in Charge of Motor Vehicle [125]
Genocide [4,243,541]
Getting Funds To, From, or For a Terrorist Organisation [567]
Giving False or Misleading Information to Tax Officers [353]
Global Domination [57]
Going Equipped for Stealing [45]
Good Faith, Use of Position and Use of Information – Criminal Offences [556]
Handling Stolen Goods [546]
Homicide [128,785,432]
Human trafficking [24,246]
Identity theft [12,246]
Illegal Gambling [2,156,753]
Importing and Exporting Border Controlled Precursors [54]
Importing and Exporting Commercial Quantities of Border Controlled Drugs or Border Controlled Plants [98]
Improper Use of Motor Vehicle [78]
Incest [132,776]
Inclusion of False or Misleading Information in Records [87]
Incurring of Certain Debts; Fraudulent Conduct [187]
Indecent Act In the Presence of a Child Under the Age of 16 [98]
Indecent Assault [98,765]
Indemnifying Surety [353]
Inducement to Be Appointed Liquidator etc. of Company [46,833]
Infanticide [566]
Insider Trading [878]
Intentionally Causing Serious Injury [489]
Intentionally or Recklessly Causing a Bushfire [633]
Intentionally Visually Capture Another Person’s Genital or Anal Region [345]
Interfere With Corpse of a Human Being [344]
Introduction of a Drug of Dependence Into the Body of Another Person [566]
Involving a Child in the Production of Child Abuse Material [454]
Jaywalking [12]
Kidnapping [34,343,352]
Larceny [865]
Leave Child Without Supervision or Care [41]
Lighting of Fires in the Open Air [42]
Lighting Open Air Fires [23]
Listed Company – Director to Notify Market Operator of Shareholdings etc. [64]
Loitering Near Schools [11]
Loitering With Intent to Commit an Indictable Offence [32]
Making False Reports to Police etc. [12]
Manslaughter [998,019]
Material Personal Interest – Director’s Duty to Disclose [153]
Mass Murder [982,057]
Membership of a Terrorist Organisation [468]
Molesting [143,215]
Money laundering [1,542,253]
Murder [31]
Mutilation [24,353]
Negligently Causing Serious Injury [56,567]
Negligent Manslaughter [663]
Non-dangerous Dog Attacks [23]
Notice to ASIC of Share Cancellation [24]
Notice to ASIC of Share Issue [42]
Obscene, Indecent, Threatening Language and Behaviour in Public [14]
Obstruction of Commissioner or an Authorised Officer [43]
Obstruction of Commonwealth Public Officials [23]
Obtain a Financial Advantage By Deception (Commonwealth) (Common Centrelink Charge) [64]
Obtaining Drugs of Dependence By False Representation [76]
Obtaining Financial Advantage By Deception [89]
Obtaining Licence etc. By False Statements [99]
Obtaining Property By Deception [13]
Obtaining Property By Deception – Commonwealth [13]
Occupier Land Contravenes Planning Scheme [81]
Offence of Serious Racial Vilification [16]
Offence to Alter, Deface or Place Number on Engine of Motor Vehicle [19]
Offence to Commit an Indictable Offence Whilst on Bail [90]
Offence to Contravene Certain Conduct Conditions [78]
Offence to Drive High-Powered Vehicle [99]
Offence to Harass Witnesses etc. [78]
Offence to Obstruct etc. Person Operating Road Safety Camera or Speed Detector [77]
Offence to Procure Use of Motor Vehicle By Fraud [76]
Offence to Provide False or Misleading Information [68]
Offence to Sell Certain Breath Analysing Instruments [22]
Offences Against Court Security [66]
Offences By Officers of Certain Companies [29]
Offences Connected With Explosive Substances [65]
Offences for Failure to Comply With Statutory Duties [37]
Offences for Failure to Comply With Statutory Duties By Guarantor [24]
Offensive Behaviour By a Person in a Motor Vehicle in a Declared Area [736]
Other Acts Done in Preparation for, or Planning, Terrorist Acts [384]
Owner Land Fails to Comply With Any Planning Scheme Manslaughter [34]
Period of Retention [546]
Perjury [312,765]
Persistent Contravention of Family Violence Intervention Order or Notices [18]
Persistent Sexual Abuse of a Child Under the Age of 16 [76]
Persons Found Drunk and Disorderly [24]
Person Who is Not a Licensee Sell Liquor or Offer Liquor for Sale [53]
Perverting the Course of Justice [1]
Piracy [2,492,142]
Possess Cartridge Ammunition [24]
Possess More Fish Than the Catch Limit [53]
Possess More Than Twice Catch Limit of Abalone [50]
Possess Property Reasonably Suspected to be Stolen [132]
Possessing a Longarm Without License [43]
Possessing an Unregistered Longarm [35]
Possessing Certain Types of Handguns [27]
Possessing Controlled Drugs [47]
Possessing Controlled Precursors [12]
Possessing Controlled Weapon [78]
Possessing Housebreaking Implements [25]
Possessing Marketable Quantities of Unlawfully Imported Border Controlled Drugs or Border Controlled Plants [1]
Possessing Things Connected With Terrorist Attacks [60]
Possessing Traffickable Quantity of Unregistered Firearms [24]
Possessing Unlawfully Imported Border Controlled Drugs Or Border Controlled Plants [59]
Possessing, Carrying or Using a Handgun Without a Licence (Non-prohibited Person) [58]
Possessing, Using, or Carrying an Unregistered Handgun [24]
Possession of a Drug of Dependence [24]
Possession of Child Abuse Material [47]
Possession of Data With Intent to Commit Serious Computer Offence [23]
Possession of Precursor Chemicals [18]
Possession of Substance etc. for Trafficking in a Drug of Dependence [65]
Possession of Tablet Press [25]
Posting Bills and Defacing Property [17]
Probationary Driver – No “P” Plates [68]
Procuring a Sexual Act By Fraud [43]
Procuring a Sexual Act By Threat [15]
Producing, Supplying or Obtaining Data With Intent to Commit Serious Computer Offence [12]
Production of Child Pornography [uhmm...]
Prohibited Person Possessing Firearms [51]
Prohibited Weapons [36]
Providing or Receiving Training Connected With Terrorist Acts [53]
Psychological Abuse [12,324]
Public Nuisance [31]
Publishing Evidence Heard During a Bail Application in Breach of a Court Order [67]
Quarantine Breach [26]
Rape [52]
Reckless Conduct Endangering Life [23]
Reckless Conduct Endangering Serious Injury [87]
Recklessly Causing Serious Injury [49]
Recruiting for a Terrorist Organisation [88]
Refuse Breath Test – Drink Driving [22]
Refuse or Fail to State Name and Address [21]
Refuse to Provide Further Sample – Drink Driving [42]
Refuse Drug Test – Drug Driving [12]
Refuse to Give Blood or Urine Sample – Drink Driving [38]
Refuse to Provide Further Sample – Drink Driving [87]
Refuse to Provide Oral Fluid – Drink Driving [35]
Refuse to Stop [1,234,579]
Requirement to Keep Proper Records [65]
Resisting Arrest [980,678]
Rioters Demolishing Buildings [34]
Robbery [6,134,356]
Sabotage [2,194,546]
Setting Fire to Aircraft [89]
Setting Traps to Kill [56]
Sex Offender Registry – Failing to Comply With Reporting Conditions [16]
Sexual Activity Directed at Another Person [41]
Sexual Assault [22]
Sexual Assault By Compelling Sexual Touching [56]
Sexual Exposure [57]
Sexual Offences – Persons With a Cognitive Impairment By Providers of Special Programs [123]
Sexual Offences Against Persons With a Cognitive Impairment By Doctors etc [49]
Sexual Penetration of 16 or 17 Year Old Child [21]
Sexual Penetration of a Child Under the Age of 16 [86]
Sexual Servitude [119]
Shoplifting [12,657,809]
Smuggling [135,912]
Solicit for Prostitution in Public Place [20]
Speed Trials [746]
Stalking [6,503,756]
State False Address When Requested [64]
State False Name When Requested [85]
Store Firearm or Ammunition in an Insecure Manner [102]
Supply of Drug of Dependence to a Child [16]
Supplying Drugs to Children [548]
Supply Liquor in Breach of Licence [51]
Suppression of Documents [6,621]
Taking or Use Vehicle Without Owner’s Consent [56]
Tampering or Interfering With Motor Vehicle Without Just Cause or Excuse [46]
Tax Evasion [281,242,864]
Terrorist Acts [5,800,176]
Theft – Commonwealth [98,685]
Theft (State) [65,439]
Threatening Injury to Prevent Arrest [23,154]
Threatening to Contaminate Goods [2,031]
Threats to Destroy or Damage Property [1,012]
Threats to Inflict Serious Injury [987]
Threats to Kill [75,010]
Threats to Sabotage [18,753]
Threats to Safety of Aircraft [78,546]
Threat to Commit Sexual Offence [41,357]
Threat to Distribute Intimate Image [8,656]
Trafficking in a Drug of Dependence [14]
Trafficking in a Drug of Dependence to a Child [17]
Trafficking in a Drug or Drugs of Dependence – Commercial Quantity [33]
Trafficking in a Drug or Drugs of Dependence – Large Commercial Quantity [54]
Unauthorised Access to or Modification of Restricted Data [21]
Unauthorised Access, Modification or Impairment With Intent to Commit a Serious Offence [79]
Unauthorised Impairment of Data Held in Computer Disk, Credit Dard or Other Device [32]
Unauthorised Impairment of Electronic Communication – Commonwealth [29]
Unauthorised Impairment of Electronic Communication – State [26]
Unauthorised Modification of Data to Cause Impairment – Commonwealth [31]
Unauthorised Modification of Data to Cause Impairment – State [25]
Unlawful Assembly [124]
Unlawfully Take, Use or Divert Water [75]
Unlawfully Taking Control of an Aircraft [12]
Unlawful Oaths to Commit Treason, Murder etc. [8]
Unlicensed Driving [76]
Unlicensed Own Category A or B Longarm [2]
Unlicensed Own Category C or D Longarm or Handgun [1]
Use of a Drug of Dependence [45]
Use or Possess Abalone Equipment to Exceed More Than Twice Catch Limit [65]
Using Firearms to Resist Arrest [52]
Using of Firearms in the Commission of Offences [34]
Vandalism [58,329]
Violent Disorder [63]
War Crimes [73,892]
White-collar crime [27]
Willful Damage [82]
Willfully Destroying Records [23]
Workplace Manslaughter [87]
Xerographic Forgery [88]
Xenotropic Virus Spreading [89]
Xenolithic Smuggling [102]
Yacht Hijacking [91]
Yachting Regulation Violation [94]
YouTube Copyright Infringement [17]
Yield Burning [1]
Zoning Violations [12]
Zoological Theft [182]
Zip Gun Possession [612]

note: this is a joke (i hope...)