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The Centralist Republic of Kabarovsk.
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TNPers as a boss:
Rules:1. No begging, telegram me, if you get a ping on this, I will get to you.
2. The newer the boss, the lesser of a rank they are on the caste system.
3. This is not art, don’t ask for art. I suck at drawing
4. When sending me a telegram, use the following for a name, and give me the weapons you’d like to use. The format is: Name, Pre-title/Post-title, Weapon(s), and a number of stages.
5. If you want me to change a couple of things, feel free to telegram me.
N/A
Weapons:
Stage 1: Warhammer
Stage 2: Fists
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HP: 150,000
Stamina: 8/10
Damage: 15/10
Speed: 4/10
Defense: 10/10
Intelligence: 2/10
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Attacks:
Hammer Strikes (Blockable)
Parry
Ground Strike (Unblockable)
Bull Rush (Unblockable)
Uppercut (Blockable)
Left Jab (Blockable)
Grab (Unblockable)
Roundhouse (Blockable)
Punches (Blockkable)
Chokeslam (Insta-Kill)
Weapons:
Stage 1: Tanto
Stage 2: Bo-Staff
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HP: 120,000
Stamina: 10/10
Damage: 5/10
Speed: 10/10
Defense: 3/10
Intelligence: 7/10
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Attacks:
Side Kick (Blockable)
Fast Kick (Blockable)
Double Uppercut (Unblockable)
Tornado Kick (Blockable)
Tanto Jab (Blockable)
Downward Slice (Unblockable)
Fast Jab (Blockable)
Weapons:
Stage 1: CQS48 Bulldog
Stage 2: Sawed Off
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HP: 95,000
Stamina: 5/10
Damage: 9/10
Speed: 10/10
Defense: 7/10
Intelligence: 3/10
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Attacks:
Buckshot Rounds (Unblockable)
Slug Rounds (Unblockable)
Mag Throw (Unblockable)
Incendiary Rounds (Unblockable)
Flashbang (Unblockable)
Weapons:
Stage 1: Energy Staff
Stage 2: Sentinel Army
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HP: 84,000
Stamina: 7/10
Damage: 4/10
Speed: 10/10
Defense: 2/10
Intelligence: 10/10
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Attacks:
Staff Pulse (Blockable)
Ground Pound (Unblockable)
Telekinesis (Unblockable)
Sentinel Directives (Blockable or Unblockable, depends)
TBA, althought probably wont ever be done bcuz of ✨ADHD✨ and ✨Procrastination✨
Weapons:
Stage 1: Quacc
Stage 2: 
Zandos
Stage 3: Duck Charisma
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HP: ∞
Stamina: Uses Me As Transportation
Damage: Non-Existent
Speed: Super Fast When Not Sleeping
Defense: Ducc Feathers
Intelligence: Who Knows...
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Attacks:
TBA
Weapons:
Stage 1: Lemons
Stage 2: Eldritch Guards
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HP: 95,000
Stamina: 6/10
Damage: 8/10
Speed: 9/10
Defense: 7/10
Intelligence: 6/10
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Attacks:
Holy Lemons (Blockable)
Prayer of the Lemon (Unblockable)
Eldritch Orders (Unblockable)
Weapons:
Stage 1: MG15
Stage 2: Money
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HP: 94,000
Stamina: 2/10
Damage: 4/10
Speed: 5/10
Defense: 10/10
Intelligence: 10/10
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Attacks:
Stock Market Crash (Unblockable)
Tax Evasion (Unblockable)
Bribery (Blockable)
Moneh (Unblockable)
Fish (Insta-kill)
Weapons:
Stage 1: Sagaris
Stage 2: Dark Greatsword
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HP: 72,000
Stamina: 3/10
Damage: 6/10
Speed: 10/10
Defense: 4/10
Intelligence: 6/10
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Attacks:
Jab (Unblockable)
Thrust (Unblockable)
Overhead Slash (Unblockable)
Side Stab (Blockable)
Blunt Poke (Blockable)
Weapons:
Stage 1: AR-15
Stage 2: Ghost of the HMS Warspite
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HP: 90,000
Stamina: 5/10
Damage: 2/10
Speed: 4/10
Defense: 10/10
Intelligence: 9/10
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Attacks: TBA
Weapons:
Stage 1: Teasing
Stage 2: El Spork
Stage 3: Cringe
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HP: 2
Stamina: Non-Existent
Damage: *Pillow SFX*
Speed: ADHD
Defense: Only for Miku
Intelligence: Refer to Zandos' page
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Attacks:
MIKU MIKU BEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMM (Blockable)
Feminine Charms (Unblockable)
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