In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, the Holy Egg appeared. We know not how it happened, but suddenly He popped into existence. After a thought, He grew bored and decided to invent time and the very ground we stand on. He eventually grew lonely though, so He created animals, plants, and last of all, us. He created us in particular to worship Him and to punish the blasphemers who lose their faith in Him. He grew a certain dislike to the word sentences for some reason, so he decreed it would now be spelled with a c instead of an s at the beginning.
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