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Rankings within the cult
Rankings and jobs within in the cult:The Holy Egg: the god of all eggs and leader of the cult.
Gangy Egg: the alter ego of the Holy Egg.
The scrambled egg: second in command to the holy egg and high priest.
Poached egg: therapist to gang egg/military general/third in command to the holy egg.
Bacon fried egg: fourth in command and cult wizard
Pan fried egg: fifth command
Soft boiled egg: sixth in command
Hard boiled egg: seventh in command
Deviled egg: eighth in command
Pickled egg: ninth in command
Yolks: each egg has an army of yolks under them. If one of the eggs dies, then a yolk under their command can get promoted to the pickled egg, the pickled egg will become the deviled egg, the deviled egg will become the hard boiled egg, and so on until all positions are filled again.
Egg whites: each yolk has an entourage of egg whites under them. If one of the egg whites does something, especially helpful to one of the nine eggs, that egg may promote the egg white to a yolk under their command.
Eggshells: eggshells are created when an egg is created with a defect. They do all the manual labor required by the cult. Eggshells can be ordered to do anything by everyone else that is not another eggshell and they have to obey them under pain of death.