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(cool coat of arms)----THE ASTORIAN AWARDS----
Hello everyone! To celebrate the end of our 2023, we had decided to host an award ceremony on the lands of our Discord. Now, I shall tell you the tale of the prizes given out on January 1st:
----THE NOMINATIONS----
It seemed like a good idea, at the time, to democratize our entire system of award giving, and so we opened a form where the public chose who they thought were a good fit for each of the ten categories selected by the dear Council of Ministers. A good idea, but it also gave us:
- The countless nominations of Ambis:
- Quebecshire for Raider of the Year:
- This flag:
So we'll say it was a success.
----THE VOTING----
Our dear public also got to vote on the things they nominated. From the 30th to the 31st, 16 submissions were put in the mysterious box of ballots, from the jokey ones to the serious, each was taken into consideration to the final stage,
----THE AWARDS----
The final and most exciting phase, a special category for our awards was created, consisting of an audience and the great stage, where your host, yours truly, gave the prizes and the winners accepted them.
The awards were:
|| RMBER OF THE YEAR ||
An award originally meant for RMBers who weren't on the Discord, it got turned into a general spot for the voices that made our board a more exciting place.
THE WINNER: Unike
(medal)
Our other nominees were
- Evinagioni
- Nahuatistan
- 7-sided
- Ambis2
- Frogish
|| MESSAGE OF THE YEAR ||
Oh, boy, oh boy. This award is meant to award the message that brang us the most joy all across the year, or the message that had us Ambis. I'm not quite sure.
THE WINNER: Rizzed up in the (note: artificial solar system), time to go back to jail - Omnicontrol
(medal)
Our other nominees were:
- "Ambis", presumably by Ambis2
- "Awooga", by Girtaltor
- "I mistakenly read 'thousands of furries are trampling everything' ", by Evinagioni
- "Please someone pin me~", by Catgirlboss
- "I'm a stro- I'm a Catgirl UwU", by Sateru
- The QOTDs, by Unike
- I'm not sure if I can put this message so filler instead, by Mercov and Magna-Scientia
|| AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR ||
Awarding the great and grand foreign dignitaries that have represented other regions in the realm of our Discord server, proudly updating on the status of their home regions to our homeland.
THE WINNER: Ambis2, from WZT
(medal)
We would also like to congratulate the other nominees,
- Terra Inferiori Reliquere, from Kantrias
- Zandovaka, from Furry
|| EVENT OF THE YEAR ||
Commemorating the times were the region got together to have some fun somewhere different than usual.
THE WINNER: Operation Eden, by the great cavalry of Astoria!
We also proudly congratulate some other fun times, the nominees of:
- 12 Days of Christmastoria, by the Council of Ministers
- Astorian Soccer Association, by Unike
- The Embassy with Furry, by Zandovaka
- DnD Nights, by Sateru
- Game Night, also by Sateru
|| FLAG OF THE YEAR ||
The award of chaos and dread. Awarding the flag that, according to the members of our Discord, was the best banner displayed by Astoria or one of her citizens.
THE WINNERS: The eye 1 and Rosartemis.
Other nominees were:
- The eye 1 Christmas flag
- Catgirlboss
- Ambis2
- Trans (filler)
- Astorian Christmas Flag
|| PERSON IN THE MOST NEED OF SLEEP ||
Insomnia has been a common theme in our region, so much so this award is meant to tell its winner to, please, go to bed. It's for your health.
THE WINNER: Rosartemis
(medal)
Other people who should close their eyes atop a pillow:
- Mercov
- Warzone arstotskiano
- Catgirlboss
- Unike
|| MOMENT OF THE YEAR ||
A broad name, which probably helped in it getting called "The Crapshow" by yours truly. Also, Ambis.
THE WINNER: Tazarskia is revealed as Xevi *AND*... oh god, Skibidi Toilet in Announcements by Omnicontrol.
(medal)
Other cool moments:
- New Shadow Imperium gets kidnapped 3 billion times
- WZT is Liberated
- Mercov and Alkseariai marrying
- Ambis
- Catgirlboss bans Evinagioni
|| RAIDER OF THE YEAR ||
We've come to the Big 3 categories! This awards the best member of our military, the ARC! It was also a main turning point for cooler medals.
THE WINNER: Rosartemis!!
(medal)
Other brave cavaliers:
- Ambis2
- Omnicontrol
- Quebecshire (CrazyChap i am coming for you)
|| ROLEPLAYER OF THE YEAR ||
Rewarding the great members of our regional roleplay, which have made amazing contributions to our RMB and server:
THE WINNER: Olivio
(medal)
Other masters of the writing arts:
- Girtaltor
- Compagne
- Unike
|| ASTORIAN OF THE YEAR ||
The person who has made our year better, the most iconic of our residents, probably the most popular since this was a public vote is...
Rosartemis!!
(medal)
Other greats include:
- Unike
- Alkseariai
- Omnicontrol
- Astoreus
|| ASTOREUS' PRIZE OF HONOR ||
The actual final award, phoned into our ceremony, a personal award, devoid of votes, just His Majesty's own opinion. While giving his award, Astoreus said the following:
The next award will be conferred directly by me. It's a way to show my appreciation to someone who I believe has contributed greatly to our community and deserves a special award...
For her 7th acceptance of the night, Rosartemis!
(medal)
Astoreus: Rosa unquestionably earned this award, displaying exceptional promise from the start, she has quickly risen to the highest offices, both in the government and the military. Arguably our finest Prime Minister, she will establish a benchmark for the future leaders of Astoria. Congratulations!
----FINAL THOUGHTS----
Thank all of you for making 2024 such a great year! I do want to make this into an annual thing, so, see you January 1st of 2025? This ceremony and awards were extremely fun to organize and host, I'd like to thank the incredible Rosartemis for our medals. I would also like to thank everyone who participated, our nominees and winners, and Astoreus for his special appearance!