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We want YOU for the Anime Army
HELLO
AS IT WAS ORDAINED, AS IT SHALL BE:
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
N-DAY APPROACHES
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
THE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE NEARS
TO SAVE US FROM OBLITERATION, WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
OUR COMPETITORS WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS GAME -- DO NOT BE FOOLED
IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO REMAIN SILLY AT ALL TIMES
IGNORE THE NAME (THE WAYS OF THAECIANS ARE INSCRUTABLE AND WISE)
THE TIME HAS COME - JOIN US
RESPOND TO THE CALL. JOIN THE CAUSE. FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO BE SILLY.