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by The Ubiquitous missile silos of Mushroom Gorge. . 515 reads.

Old paintings with captions

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[i]"Let's see... I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with extra onions."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://mtv-main-assets.mountvernon.org/files/resources/scene_at_the_signing_of_the_constitution_of_the_un.jpg[/img]
[i]"...And I'm putting vending machines in the cafeteria!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5ff4863f57b0da1b1e6a31fa/master/pass/Borowitz-ConstitutionDeadGuys.jpg[/img]
[i]"You'd better erase that drawing."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]http://d279m997dpfwgl.cloudfront.net/wp/2016/10/1010_copley-adams-1000x1256.jpg[/img]
[i]"I wrote that. Me, baby."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/courses-images/wp-content/uploads/sites/1935/2017/05/31181419/7c-8cc2-4bd3-9168-b5d7c7b1efb8.jpeg[/img]
[i]"Which of you three put their enlisting name as Indie Pendance?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1770s-painting-of-betsy-ross--vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"Listen Betsy, it's great, but I was thinking of something more like yellow-green-purple, you know what I'm saying?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1700s-1770s-april-18-1775-retreat-vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"Those idiots! They thought it was a Nerf fight!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i2.wp.com/historyarch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/list-battle-cries-Patrick-Henry-Speech-E.jpg?resize=686%2C385[/img]
[i]"Give me plastic straws or give me death!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://cdn.kastatic.org/ka-perseus-images/1b65e667aa18669fccc680269587459f4ab5f9b0.jpg[/img]
[i]"Yeah, he's got a musket ball in his lung, but I think he might be okay."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/5-battle-of-trenton-1776-granger.jpg[/img]
[i]"Mr. Washington, I think I left my phone in New Jersey."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/john-hancock-signs-the-american-declaration-of-independence-4th-july-1776-american-school.jpg[/img]
[i]"He's about to sign it all away."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://www.studio88.co.uk/acatalog/small_orig_princeton.jpg[/img]
[i]"Watch out for that hole, Samuel."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/washington-taking-command-of-the-american-army-at-cambridge-massachusetts-on-3-july-1775-currier-and-ives.jpg[/img]
[i]"Should I wave my hat around like it's a rodeo?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/battle-of-bunker-hill-carlos-diaz.jpg[/img]
[i]"You know what, we don't want this hill anymore, you can just take it."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://dartmouthalumnimagazine.com/sites/default/files/styles/feature_image/public/seizing_fort_ticonderoga.jpg?itok=wWtTh2Lo[/img]
[i]"I caught a fish this big!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://public-media.si-cdn.com/filer/26/64/2664d6d3-014a-44a5-8058-cdad709bacca/captainjamescookportrait.jpg[/img]
[i]"I left my phone in the car, didn't I?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/El_Greco_039.jpg/800px-El_Greco_039.jpg?20050519143653[/img]
[i]"You might want to get some new knickers, Anthony."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://cdn2.oceansbridge.com/2017/08/13085130/Adoration-of-the-Golden-Calf-Early-1700s-Molinari-Antonio-oil-painting-1.jpg[/img]
[i]"They stole my 5-Hour Energy. Go get 'em."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/79/e0/b879e0e1ba6993f759d7892d50e90d65.jpg[/img]
[i]"Well, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I've got a mass of quails around me."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1700s-1770s-september-23-1779-john-paul-vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"Here go our best naval forces! That's why you always check if there's a gas leak, Stuart!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i1.wp.com/www.hisour.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Romanticism.jpg?fit=976%2C774&ssl=1&resize=1280%2C720[/img]
[i]"Would you all mind quieting down so I can watch the game?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/5a357efd9a5486baa92ffabe49a62ed5/tumblr_ptj81u9iMm1rrnekqo1_1280.jpg[/img]
[i]"Can't you see I'm writing?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://www.greatvintageposters.com/GOYA053.jpg[/img]
[i]"Dear Diary..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.imgur.com/IwFb4Br.png[/img]
[i]"I knew something was up with this mirror."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Dandr%C3%A9-Bardon-Tullie.JPG/1300px-Dandr%C3%A9-Bardon-Tullie.JPG[/img]
[i]"Just act causal, Sebastian."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Jean-Baptiste_Sim%C3%A9on_Chardin_002.jpg/800px-Jean-Baptiste_Sim%C3%A9on_Chardin_002.jpg[/img]
[i]"You know what, I'm glad Mom signed me up for badminton practice."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Enraged_musician.jpg/1024px-Enraged_musician.jpg[/img]
[i]"Darn you kids!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Cat_and_bird%2C_The_Graham_Children%2C_Hogarth.jpg[/img]
[i]"Frisky, remember what happened to Frankie when he attacked Pete?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/J%C3%A9sus_et_la_Samaritaine_-_Jean-Fran%C3%A7ois_de_Troy_%281981-5%29.jpg/800px-J%C3%A9sus_et_la_Samaritaine_-_Jean-Fran%C3%A7ois_de_Troy_%281981-5%29.jpg[/img]
[i]"Well it's just, I really like you, and..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/La_familia_de_Felipe_V_%28Van_Loo%29.jpg/1280px-La_familia_de_Felipe_V_%28Van_Loo%29.jpg[/img]
[i]"Who's the idiot who forgot to turn his ringer off?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Marriage_A-la-Mode_5%2C_The_Bagnio_-_William_Hogarth.jpg/1280px-Marriage_A-la-Mode_5%2C_The_Bagnio_-_William_Hogarth.jpg[/img]
[i]"I swear I didn't do it!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/1750_Tiepolo_Die_Heiligen_der_Familie_Crotta_anagoria.JPG/1280px-1750_Tiepolo_Die_Heiligen_der_Familie_Crotta_anagoria.JPG[/img]
[i]"Yes Grandpa, we all know you're praying, but we were wondering who would pay the gas bill this month."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Jean-Honor%C3%A9_Fragonard_-_Jeroboam_Offering_Sacrifice_for_the_Idol_-_WGA08049.jpg/1280px-Jean-Honor%C3%A9_Fragonard_-_Jeroboam_Offering_Sacrifice_for_the_Idol_-_WGA08049.jpg[/img]
[i]"I thank The Lord for taking away Anacletus II so that I can become the next pope."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/PeinturesMus%C3%A9eFabre070-Greuze3.jpg/800px-PeinturesMus%C3%A9eFabre070-Greuze3.jpg[/img]
[i]"Wake up, Philippe. Or maybe you don't want to go to Louisworld today."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Broken_Eggs_MET_DP-12952-001.jpg/1280px-Broken_Eggs_MET_DP-12952-001.jpg[/img]
[i]"No Charles, it's her fault for not strapping on the handle correctly."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Jean-Baptiste_Greuze%2C_Gitarzysta.jpg/800px-Jean-Baptiste_Greuze%2C_Gitarzysta.jpg[/img]
[i]"What? I'm just... tuning my guitar."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Francis_Ayscough_with_the_Prince_of_Wales_%28later_King_George_III%29_and_Edward_Augustus%2C_Duke_of_York_and_Albany_by_Richard_Wilson.jpg/1280px-Francis_Ayscough_with_the_Prince_of_Wales_%28later_King_George_III%29_and_Edward_Augustus%2C_Duke_of_York_and_Albany_by_Richard_Wilson.jpg[/img]
[i]"I gotta go to the bathroom, Mr. Ayscough."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?resize_to=fill&src=https%3A%2F%2Fartsy-media-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuf2DmJCIwgn4uz7p2IYH_w%252Fcustom-Custom_Size___Juan%2BPatricia%2BMorlete%2BRuiz%252C%2BFrom%2BSpaniard%2Band%2BReturn%2BBackwards%252C%2BHold%2BYourself%2BSuspended%2Bin%2BMid%2BAir%252C%2Bc.%2B1760-1200%2B2.jpg&width=800&height=600&quality=80[/img]
[i]"One... two..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/9e/81/9a9e814a7bc15f9a92d3c2edb21a5a5d.jpg[/img]
[i]"This'll show them 'seedless watermelon' folks how we do it here."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.ibb.co/nRsdGVX/IMG-5799.jpg[/img]
[i]"Be strong, Jeremy, be strong for mother."[/i]
[size=50]Credit: [nation]Baloo Kingdom[/nation][/size][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Conestoga_Wagon_1883.jpg/1280px-Conestoga_Wagon_1883.jpg[/img]
[i]"You know what, a subway system would really give this village some more pizzazz."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://d16kd6gzalkogb.cloudfront.net/magazine_images/Emanuel-Gottlieb-Leutze-Washington-Crossing-the-Delaware-1851.jpg[/img]
[i]"I don't care how icy the river is, there's an In-n-Out Burger on the other side."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg/1280px-Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg[/img]
[i]"Hey, what do you know? Directions to the nightclub."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Fortunato_Bartolomeo_De_Felice_Portrait.jpg/300px-Fortunato_Bartolomeo_De_Felice_Portrait.jpg[/img]
[i]"Yes, I understand sir, but if you get the monthly warranty now, you won't have to pay as much if the engine fails-- but not that it would, of course."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/The_Vocation_of_Saint_Aloysius_Gonzaga.PNG/800px-The_Vocation_of_Saint_Aloysius_Gonzaga.PNG[/img]
[i]"Well Gregory, all I'm saying is that I don't really know if he's real."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Joseph_Wright_of_Derby._A_Philosopher_by_Lamp_Light._exhibited_1769.jpg[/img]
[i]"I knew this wizardry job was a bad choice..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Joseph_Wright_of_Derby_The_Alchemist.jpg/800px-Joseph_Wright_of_Derby_The_Alchemist.jpg[/img]
[i](gasps) "It's possible to synthesize excited bromine in an argon matrix!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Alexander_Roslin_-_King_Gustav_III_of_Sweden_and_his_Brothers_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg/1280px-Alexander_Roslin_-_King_Gustav_III_of_Sweden_and_his_Brothers_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg[/img]
[i]"But what if we made it out of Legos?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Bellotto_Colonel_Piotr_Koenigsfels.jpg[/img]
[i]"Ok, so now we're gonna learn jousting."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/David-Antiochus_et_Stratonice.jpg[/img]
[i]"It was her!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Portrait_de_John_Scott_Pompeo_Batoni.png[/img]
[i]"Well, it's not easy being a John Kerry lookalike."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Treaty_of_Paris_by_Benjamin_West_1783.jpg[/img]
[i]"Sheesh, there goes James the Magician again, with his disappearing trick..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Ad%C3%A9la%C3%AFde_Labille-Guiard_-_Self-Portrait_with_Two_Pupils_-_The_Metropolitan_Museum_of_Art.jpg/800px-Ad%C3%A9la%C3%AFde_Labille-Guiard_-_Self-Portrait_with_Two_Pupils_-_The_Metropolitan_Museum_of_Art.jpg[/img]
[i]"Oh God, I don't look like that, do I?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/David_-_Portrait_of_Monsieur_Lavoisier_and_His_Wife.jpg/300px-David_-_Portrait_of_Monsieur_Lavoisier_and_His_Wife.jpg[/img]
[i]"Marie, do you mind?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Hamilton_Trumbull_1792-retouch.jpg/800px-Hamilton_Trumbull_1792-retouch.jpg[/img]
[i]"Hmmm, so now that I have my portrait made, there's 999,999 things I haven't done."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Benjamin_West_-_The_Expulsion_of_Adam_and_Eve_from_Paradise_-_1984.175_-_Art_Institute_of_Chicago.jpg[/img]
[i]"I just can't believe it! I bet all my life savings on Ohio State!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e2133af69ba5c5a27d64173c42ee499/tumblr_mrxtwfRr9q1r7jm73o5_r1_1280.jpg[/img]
[i]"Could you pass the beef jelly?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.imgur.com/KgDhJg6.png[/img]
[i]"I really don't care about the games, I'm only watching it so I can learn everything about the latest Toyotathon."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qG5Ju1tS7w0/VPiPsspsj2I/AAAAAAAAAG4/xAHsYg79pew/s1600/Jacques_Bertaux_-_Prise_du_palais_des_Tuileries_-_1793.jpg[/img]
[i]"Do you like it? I call it 'The Streets of Austin After Losing to Abilene Christian'."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.saatchiart.com/saatchi/988312/art/5222301/4292119-NSSOKHUI-7.jpg[/img]
[i]"God Warren, you really suck at painting."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://eclecticlightdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/baudrycharlottecorday.jpg[/img]
[i](Whistling) "Nothing to see here..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/maximilien-robespierre-1758-1794-granger.jpg[/img]
[i]"I'm gone for 5 minutes to make a phone call and I come back to see this!?!?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/819pA67DOjL._AC_SL1500_.jpg[/img]
[i]"Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just way too bad at this to exaggerate my image."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Johann_Heinrich_Wilhelm_Tischbein_-_Konradin_von_Schwaben_und_Friedrich_von_Baden_vernehmen_ihr_Todesurteil_%281784%2C_Schloss_Friedenstein%29.jpg[/img]
[i]"No, Christopher, that's a legal move. It's called en passant."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Family_Timmermann%2C_by_Johann_Heinrich_Tischbein_the_Elder.jpg[/img]
[i]"Hey James, were you the one who invited the guy over there painting us?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://sammlung.staedelmuseum.de/images/1148/johann-heinrich-wilhelm-tischbein-goethe-roman-campagna-1157--thumb-xl.jpg[/img]
[i]"I'm such an idiot for believing there really was a toga party."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Bataille_de_Yorktown_by_Auguste_Couder.jpg/870px-Bataille_de_Yorktown_by_Auguste_Couder.jpg[/img]
[i]"Good. Now that we're seiging, could you fetch me some coffee?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Johann_Heinrich_Tischbein_-_A_Muse%2C_1759.jpg[/img]
[i]"Hmm, what rhymes with 'celery'?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fRSnlnAsL._AC_SY606_.jpg[/img]
[i]"Okay, how about I give you 50 bucks if you climb up that tower?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://collectionapi.metmuseum.org/api/collection/v1/iiif/435647/796420/main-image[/img]
[i]"Do you are me to swim across?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://cdn2.oceansbridge.com/2017/08/17071456/Incroyable-et-Merveilleuse-in-Paris-1797-Louis-Leopold-Boilly-oil-painting-2.jpg [/img]
[i]"Hey Martha, I had an extra flash drive so I decided that I'd give it to you."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://www.princeton.edu/~graphicarts/assets_c/2011/07/wheatley%20riot9-thumb-450x323-12212.jpg[/img]
[i]"Vladdy was snubbed!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Priestley_Riots_painting.jpg[/img]
[i]"This is the biggest and best yard sale yet! Come on down to 535 Moore Avenue..."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZzYr_OPkXKg/TeIt5SexTLI/AAAAAAAABcI/tROZCuVVtTo/s1600/image002.jpg[/img]
[i]"This is the recipe for my Shepherd's Pie I make each Christmas. Make sure to keep it safe."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/David_-_Napoleon_crossing_the_Alps_-_Malmaison2.jpg/800px-David_-_Napoleon_crossing_the_Alps_-_Malmaison2.jpg[/img]
[i]"First we take Switzerland, and then God Himself!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1800s-the-seasons-of-life-middle-age-vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"I promise I'll be back soon, Jeremy. The DMV called and they've got my personalized license plates for the buggy!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1800s-1810-portrait-of-napoleon-vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"Napoleon, we need to do something about this height difference."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1800s-1871-painting-by-dante-gabriel-vintage-images.jpg[/img]
[i]"Oh come on, I just woke up, Jeff!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/British_School_17th_century_-_The_Cholmondeley_Ladies_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg/1920px-British_School_17th_century_-_The_Cholmondeley_Ladies_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg[/img]
[i]"Hello Danny. Come play with us."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Domine%2C_quo_vadis.jpg/800px-Domine%2C_quo_vadis.jpg[/img]
[i]"There's a mad rave down at the Yeshobel!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://ahumbleplace.com/uploads/2023/01/image-7-470x600.png[/img]
[i]"Oh man, this is the stuff, this is the stuff!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://media.nga.gov/iiif/b1c9dab9-1821-447a-b3d6-032cd2b9ae43/full/740,560/0/default.jpg[/img]
[i]"I know you're concerned about your receding hairline, but I think there are easier ways to hide it than oil paint."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.imgur.com/cte240O.png[/img]
[i]"Thank you, Margaret. This one's called 'Smoke on the Water'."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://i.pinimg.com/474x/06/0e/81/060e81721b9b00dc5905d561dd978fa0.jpg[/img]
[i]"But now with Tide, my headdress feels softer than ever."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://cdn2.oceansbridge.com/2018/02/24025019/Woman-Painting-Theodore-Levigne-Oil-Painting.jpg[/img]
[i]"You know, that's a nice painting. Are you gonna show it to your other boyfriend?"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://jennymackness.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/joseph-wright-of-derby.png[/img]
[i]"Damn it! The power went out again! I hate living in the 1740s!"[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3491/3219544877_88b5febb75.jpg[/img]
[i]"This is not the greatest painting in the world; this is just a tribute."[/i][/sidebar]
[sidebar][img]https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/nBCv_4Ask-wGQyX_ek_KA23p6N0=/162x0:1842x1260/1200x900/media/img/mt/2017/05/eyewitness8_1/original.jpg[/img]
[i]"And you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"[/i][/sidebar]




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