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by The War-torn territories of U Crane. . 5 reads.

Mr. Patrick Malone is hosting President Zelansky and President Putin at his private Holiday Resort on the Isle of Wight

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London, 04.07.2022

Both President Vlodomyr Zelansky and President Vladimir Putin have accepted a private invitation by Mr. Patrick Malone, an international billionaire of mixed American-Russian origin and Dual Citizenship, to celebrate the United Federaqtion's Independence Day at his private Holiday Resort on the Isle of Wight, the Yellow Sunday Tabloid (published every Monday) reports. Assoxiated Pfress reporter Jock Cassidy has obtained confirmations from both Presidential bureaus.

The billionaire is expected to hold informal talks with each of the presidents seperately in order to promote a possible solution to the Conflict in East U Crane.

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