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The Municipalité Provisoire of Hongg Kong.
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[WIP] [RP] Brandon Lei
precededdedede by: hol up it was just created?!!!
In Office
4 December 2056 - 22 October 2062
precededdedede by: idk ill think of a name later
suyccecdeded by: idk ill think of a name later
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Location 😳😳😳
Born: Brandon Qiang-Yu Lei
12 December 2008 (age 68, as of 2076) 
Tsuen Wan, Hong Kong SAR
Nationality: Chinese (Hongkongese)
Spouse(s): Brian Michael "Q" Quinn
Children: 2
Residence(s): Government House, Hong Kong
Education: Spotify Songs
Occupation: Politician, Civil Servant
Signature: name but in cursive
ur mother (/ˈhɒŋkɒŋ/; Chinese: 你的妈妈, Cantonese: [nei go ma ma], officially the Confederation of ur mother (URMOM), is a city state (bro she so big people thought she was a city state?!?!) on the Eastern Pearl River Delta (essentially a plug in the delta) in South China on the continent of Asia. text here lol
The name of the nation, first Romanised as “Yor-Moom” in 1984 (literally 1984), was first referred to as small inlet located in between my mom and the southern coast of your mom Island. Although the source of the Romanised name is unknown, it is generally believed to be an early phonetic rendering of the idk who's pronunciation idk meaning “fake actress” or “incense mother.”
Prehistoric and Early Imperial China (she dat old?!?!?!)
STUFF
Diana, Princess of Wales (no relation to CHK or ur mother)
kevin, our minister of environment and ecology
she occupied japan?!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 MORE STUFF!!
this is satire im just bored rn will finish this later thx for reading my stuff
im pretty sure i got ideas from Ponderosa, so BIG thanks to them. go check out more of their amazing work 
here!!
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