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Nooooooooo's Fun (Not sus) Facts
There are two basedball players named Will Smith and the position player hit a home run off the pitcher
Ghosts don't exist
Zebruski doesn't exist
People who live in places with names that are harder to spell (Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Cincinnati) tend to live longer than people who live in places with easy names (Gary, Nome, Long Beach)
Scientology is the study of science
who asked
boom roasted
You will die
Everyone in the music video for Mr Krinkle is one of my sleep paralysis demons
I didn't know that the Arizona Ranger carried a big iron on his hip
Alaska is so far north, they're two hours behind California
In Canada, milk comes in bags
Margaret Thatcher was British
Alexander Hamilton made the electoral college, so maybe he's not such a hero Barlyy?
A life sentence and a death sentence are technically the same thing
AJ Pierzynski played on the same team as Danby Swanton
Elon Musk's brother is named Shortened Pistol
If Bartolo Colon had signed with the Padres in 2020, he could have been the only player to play with both Fernando Tatis Sr and Jr
Lukashenko is Dr. Phil's evil twin
Last night at a restaurant I saw an advertisement for prickly pear beer
Germany is responsible for the Nazis and the Soviets
The movie Soylent Green is set in 2022
Pokémon was created by a Jamaican guy who wanted to call it Pokéman
The original Tigran Petrosian died a month before the PIPI man was born
Sori was doing PIPI in his pampers when South Sudan became a country
John Edwards went to the Salabrachon Heights Institute of Technology
will craig is alan craig's long lost step godson in law
"Hail Baloo" is an anagram of "Ohio balla"
Jamie Foxx is related to Jimmie Foxx
You will never know what the principal said over the loudspeaker besides hrbhrrhrbagrbr
My nation is older than the policies feature
Baloo is older than you
Some nations in NationStates are older than Bougainville
In New Hampshire, there’s no state law that requires adults to wear seatbelts
The Italian flag's colors are actually lettuce, mozzarella, and tomato sauce
There’s plenty of room at the Hotel California
I wasn't born with an umbilical cord, I was born with a bungee cord
His opponents are not the only thing Tigran Petrosyan looks down at
Dababy has an evil twin known as TheChildWhoIsUnderTwoYearsOfAge
You weigh less after going to the bathroom
If you laid the entire state of Alaska over the lower 48, a lot of people would die
The flag of Hawaii contains another flag within it, in the top corner: the flag of Poland
every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Ohio is just North Kentucky
Bi people have gaydar as well, but they’re only 50% sure about someone
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of the trading charter
You can send yourself a TG
You can sneak food into class if you hide it in a gun
The praying emoji 🙏 is not praying at all, it's actually two people high fiving
The world’s average life expectancy is 72.6 years old, which means Baloo is exactly 420.69 years older than average
In baseball, you can't swing unless the pitcher wants you to
If you eat a red fruit and a yellow fruit at the same time it will taste like an orange
There are about 15,000 liers living currently in the US, and 16% of them have been or will kicked off
Derek Fisher
there’s a place in California called Nevada City
when the Wise men arrived on January 6th they stormed the Canaan Capitol Building
I know the words to the chorus of informer by snow
There was a short period where Rosa Parks could have watched Shrek
Tom Brady went to the same high school as Barry Bonds
steph curry is the best shooter of all time
tommy la stella
The Pledge of Allegiance is a prayer
The Baltimore Orioles are 38-82, which is almost as bad as my record on Diamond Dynasty
When Albert Pujols takes his home run trot he's actually sprinting
rome once liked my post
I can spell Grishahakkaverchynot by memory
I own an Ohio flag
Aleksandar Vučić is the tallest current world leader at 6'6", and he's even taller than the tallest president was, Abraham Lincoln
Turkey has the slowest internet speed in Europe
Turkey is the namesake for the bird, although there are no natural species of turkeys from Turkey
I watched Ketel Marte play for the Aces, which is the Triple-A affialiate of the Dbacks, before he was in the majors
I can't recall anyone I've met with a last name that starts with e
And I've met a lot of people
There's someone with two nations in this list
I hate cheese
In ancient Rome, they didn’t talk about Juno-no-no
Amber is the color of your energy
You can not be a looser by turning like notifications off
Clark from Lewis and Clark was named Will Clark