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Vote For GA resolution Comfortable Pillows for All Protocol
Resolution Analysis
Resolution Overview
This resolution seeks to promote healthy sleep for citizens of member states. It does so by promoting the availability of sleep implements that may improve one's sleep and via informing national populations about the problems associated with poor sleep, as well as providing catchy and thematically appropriate nicknames in an attempt to improve public engagement.
Ministry Analysis
While we may have supported a legitimate proposal guaranteeing access to acceptable bedding, this resolution does not meet that criteria. It's a joke proposal so thinly veiled that it might as well be see-through, making a mockery of the purpose of the General Assembly and its own terms and definitions in one fell swoop. Treating the General Assembly with a more light-hearted proposal is fine, but one so clearly based on a joke is not something we can support.
For the above reasons, the Ministry of World Assembly Affairs recommends a vote Against the General Assembly Resolution at vote, "Comfortable Pillows for All Protocol".