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The World Cup Qualifiers Round: All Nations Entered
Group A:
The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids
El dorado2 electric boogaloo
Hasters
Group B:
The fourth american reich
Handsy grandma
Strawville
Group C:
The sexy legged republic
Birb bois united front
Oldzealand
Group D:
The new north republic
Government problems
Ching boy
The new north republic Team Roster
Official Team Languages: Russian and English
Coach: Sevely Feodorich
Owner: Andrea Medvedeva
Team Playstyle: 4-2-3-1
Stadium: Kaas Stadium (New St. Petersburg) Capacity: 95,000
Roster of Dacian National Co-Ed Football Club:
Keeper: Jessica Jacoby
Defenders: Lewis Winters, Katarina Petrenko, Vasiliy Chernenko, Annabelle Ivanova
Midfielders: Jake O'Brien, Alina Sofinova, Ivan Dlugolecki
Wings: Anastasia Boraslava, Carlos Martinez
Strikers: Bobby Sternkowski
World Cup Titles:
Females, 2: 1999 (United States), 2007 (China), 3rd Place: 2003 (United States)
Males, 1: 1994 (United States), 3rd Place: 1974 (West Germany), 1978 (Argentina)
Handsy grandma Team Roster
Official Team Languages: Grandman, Vietnamese, English
Coach: Sir Bubs III
Owner: Sir Bubs II
Team Playstyle: 4-2-3-1
Stadium: Jürgen Norbert Klopp Stadium (Handsy Grandma City) Capacity: 115,000
Roster of Handsy Grandman National Male Football Club:
Keeper: Manny Neuer
Defenders: Vladimir Zinchenko , Kim Dias, Sir Bubs IV (C), Serge Ramos
Defensive Midfield: Frez De Jong, N,giki Kante
Attacking Midfield: Albert Rusnak, Coutinho, Jorginho
Strikers: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr.
World Cup Titles:
Males: 2: 1974 (West Germany), 1978 (Argentina)
Government problems Team Roster
Official Team Languages: English, Atlasian-Lineoscript
Coach: Elias Geogeoff
Owner: Government Problems Sports Division
Team Playstyle: 4-2-3-1
Stadium: Golden Hands of Olinia (Proletariatville) Capacity: 105,000
Co-ed division athletes:
Keeper: Selene Danissin
Defenders: Peter Abraxis , Winslow Jann, Kate Everstone, Quinn Murphy
Defensive Midfield: Leon Deandrews, Howie Penne, Ericka Molinis
Attacking Midfield: Cate Polis, Grey Depravina, Tim Ionnis
Strikers: Palatin Kostopaulus.
World Cup Titles:
Italy (2006)
Greece (2012)
Albania (2019)
The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids Team Roster
Official Team Languages: English and Italian
Coach: Giovanni Bernoulli
Owner: Charle Beauclerc
Team Playstyle: 2-4-4-1
Stadium: Buono International Stadium
D.U.C.K. Co-Education Division Athletes:
Keeper: Rahim Al-Assad
Defenders: Harry Toussant, George Davidson, Mitchell DeFrancisco,
Defensive Midfield: Vitaly Nitashenko, Javier Gonzalez, Ahmad Abd Al-Rashid
Attacking Midfield: Montaro Joaquin, Benedict Overstone, Julien Charbonneau
Strikers: David Konigsberg, Davidé Calzonne
World Cup Titles:
Males: 1: Bosnia and Herzegovina (2008)
Hasters Team Roster
Official Team Languages: English, Hasterian
Coach: Kalea Kvyat
Owner: Hasterian National Sports Regulation Agency (HNSRA)
Team Playstyle: 3-2-4-1
Stadium: Brunei International Sports Complex (Outdoor Athletics Building 1), Capacity: 320,000
Co-ed division athletes: N/A
Keeper: Sran Urand
Defenders: Qura Abraxis, Wester Yualsaq, Kte stone, Harlequin Malas
Defensive Midfield: Leon Yadse, Xalzea Jenne, Hjasd Molinis
Attacking Midfield: Tetra Huyta
Strikers: Pala Putin, Tetu Hausl.
World Cup Titles:
England (1966)
Russia (2018)