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<POTATO ALLIANCE EMERGENCY WARNING SYSTEM TEST - BEGIN STOCKPILING PERISHABLES >
THIS IS A TEST OF THE POTATO ALLIANCE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE POTATO ALLIANCE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE POTATO ALLIANCE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM.
: SENSING <IMPENDING NUCLEAR ACTIVITY> : THREAT LEVEL <CATASTROPHIC> :
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