Richard Nixon, 1969

I've come to make an announcement: The Soviet Union is a b****-a** motherf***er. He killed my f***ing Germany. That's right, he took his Communist f***in' Slav army out and he killed my Germany, and he said his Army was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Soviet Union, you got a small army! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my army looks like!
[Nixon makes explosion noises as the Apollo 11 is revealed]
That's right, baby! All points, no ball, no sticks, look at that, it looks like a full on rocket! He killed my Germany, so guess what, I'm gonna fly around the Earth!
[Appollo 11 launches]
That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER DUPER ROCKET! Except I'm not gonna fly around the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm flying to the MOON!
[appollo 11 hits the moon]
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, STALIN? I LANDED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
[the camera pans up to a countdown clock]
You have 23 hours before the rocket comes back to f***ing Earth! Now get out of my f***ing sight, before I land on you too!