The Patriotic Herald - Front page - January 20 2021

ANTIFA rioters storm the Alaskan senate!
Last night at 11:02 PM, a group of dangerous ANTIFA rioters attempted to overthrow the Alaskan gorverment, which is an Inoffencive Centrist Democracy a commie paradise, for being "too moderate". The rioters broke in with submachine guns and killed the guards at the entrance, before taking senator Dan Sullivan hostage, along with a janitor. The officers attempted evacuate the buiding, but 3 other senators and 10 civillians, AKA decent hardworking people, hostage. The Alaskan goverment called in the military, and regained control of the senate at 11:49 PM. However, the riot at the Alaskan senate caused other riots in the capital of Juneau. However, the military managed to save the city from ANTIFA and controled the sitiuation at around 3 AM.
However, protest and riots are still going in Alaska, under the banner of "better labor laws", which is a whistleblow for communism.

The CIA's deputy David S. Conen said that the gay marrige commie globalist state of Utopian states of america was behind the riot, claiming that they had been funded and trained by George Soros himself. The president of the Dystopian States of America responded that they weren't related to the accident at all, and even dared to claim that it was actually National capitalist like us that were responsible, which is obviously fake news.

President Donald Trump the 3rd, Donald Trump's grandson said reponse to the riots by saying on Fox News the following message:"These dangerous ANTIFA rioters are threatening the sovereignty of Alaska with their socialism. These anarchist are dangerous, and are threatining the millions of hardworking Alaskans with their globalist anarcho-communism! That's a very dangerous ideology that needs to be stopped at all cost before millions of Alaskans starve to death by the so-called people's goverment... Which is why I have decided to save the Alaskan goverment from anarchism, by sending military aid to the country. We cannot let the leftist win! We need to stop the fall of the western civilisation! We the Patriotic American Capitalist need to stop marxism at all costs!". Following the statement, our patriotic goverment sent 5000 troops to defend Alaska.