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by Columnist SomethingIsWrongHere

Elvato has been declared a traitor to the CoL. After the rush of the September elections, Elvato was declared MoIA. Problem: Elvato might’ve been spying for Masconvia. Some say that they called it, I say “How the… I trusted you!” and “Wait…”. I for one… am writing for a newspaper so I by pure journalistic means am unbiased (Except for the fact that I am the columnist). So, what the frig just happened?

Well, I was just minding my own business. Doing schoolwork, while two tabs (NS and Discord) were open. I get a ping from the official Layem Discord, and obviously do the right thing and get angry at the person who pinged @everyone… but when I actually took time to look at why whoever pinged me (by the way, it was Mauricil), pinged me, the image to the right appeared (this is just a cropped part of the entire image).

SomethingIsWrongHere

As for the CAD? I don’t know what's going on… I’ll just wait and see. A D! HAHA GOT YOU WITH THE NS PUNS!

Ok... Apart from the jokes, see you next week!

by Anonymous

Anonymous source - Did Elvato really spy for layem.

Masconvia - No

Masconvia - but Elvato wasn't acting on my orders, he legit just said Randy was posting screenshots of my server in Layem, and then I asked him a few more times if there were any more.

Here is some evidence of Russberlin talking to Elvato

Russberlin - But tell me:
what did you tell Masconvia

Elvato - yes?
I didn’t tell anything but I for one thing know that because I’m associated with Masconvia it will give me a bad name

Russberlin - Wait you told him nothing that's important
Just talked to him

Elvato - I know that I didn’t say anything to Masconvia but the fact that my name has been mentioned by Masconvia will get me attacked [Editor's Note: changed wording because previous wording could be deemed as inappropriate.]

by RP Correspondent The grand sultanate of krm

Cuba:
The United Fruit And Grains Company had tried to coup Communist Cuba, with French support, which ended in failure.

The United Kingdom Of The Levant:
The Egyptians had begun to raid UKL's cities, killing hundreds, which caused the UKL to cause battles with Egypt with support from the UK.

The United Kingdom:
The French had planted officials in British Africa hoping to colonize the British colonies by getting them in government positions, the Brits had demanded the officials to leave the colonies or be forced to. The French have yet to respond.

Indian Commune:
The Indian commune had bought Burma and Sri Lanka in exchange for 18 billion$ and the Japanese islands soon after they declared the Maruya commune.

The Chinese:
Soon After The UFGC was given land in china to plant bananas the population had grown restless, which led to the population overthrowing the Chinese government, replacing it with a Communist government.

by Junior Sports Broadcaster Benderk

Phillippe City Cannucks 36-25 Infernoes
Elvato Kabruha Eagles 12-28 Galloway Mustangs
Pizza Hut Fboys 7-13 Nexusopolis Corinthians

Standings are as follows:

In Layem East Division
1. Galloway Mustangs 4-0
2. Nexusopolis Corinthians 2-1
3. Heurfuk City Ducks 1-2

In the Layem West Division
1. Phillippe City Canucks 2-1
2. Mirantibus Eagles 2-1-1
3. Infernoes 2-1-1

In the Archipelago Division
1. Kabruha Snakes 1-4
2. Fboys 0-4