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The New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas Journal VOL. 32 NO. 324CITY FINAL FRIDAY APRIL 3, 2020 story 1

“Tourism Tanking!” Trumpet Tabloids

The Issue
Following a public safety disaster of unimaginable magnitude - so extreme that members of your government only mention it in hushed voices, and then only in the vaguest of terms - the united American-Isreali empirean tourist industry has hit the rocks. Commentators from all walks of life have come to your office to offer their opinions.

The Debate
“The government has to step in and do something, for once!” demands tour operator Clara Singh, visibly pulling her hair out. “If we’d had proper railings on the marina, that shark would never have gotten into the oil refinery in the first place! The government has to put better regulations in place to make sure disasters of this kind never happen again. And if we want to coax back the tourists we’ve lost, we need a whole bunch of new state-subsidised hotels, parks and tourist attractions. Shark-proof ones. Our economy will never survive without it!”

Accept

“Why waste more money?” grumbles middle-aged industrialist Manuel Bender, chomping on a fat cigar. “Look. I’m as sorry as the next schmuck for those poor farmers’ ant epidemic. But we’ve got to realise that tourism is just not our strong suit; and that’s not going to change, no matter how much the state spends. Hell, if the government really wanted to do something to fix our economy, it’d be to give everyone a healthy tax-cut and get rid of some of that environmental legislation - set up for the benefit of a bunch of tree-hugging foreigners, I might add.”

Accept

“I think I’ve got another solution to this problem,” says your shadiest government advisor, waving a magazine spread of bathing beauties sunning themselves at the New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas Grand Regent. “Now we’re not goin’ to be able to hide the fact that New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas is now covered in pink frosting, but... what if the inspectors an’ tour guides an’ all those types of folks just didn’t notice all that mess? After all, we don’t have the money to clear it all up, but I think we do have just about enough to dangle a few Gold coins in front of anyone who wants to give our nation a good review. After all, a few firm golden handshakes never hurt no-one.”

Accept

Citizens polled. Media probed. Headlines gathered.

The Talking Point
Online tourism reviews of The united american-isreali empire are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

Recent Headlines

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OverviewDetail (+11)Recent Trends

Black Market
Gold coins 278,469,199,999,999 → 280,552,300,000,000 0.75%

Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 7,554.75 → 7,599.19 0.59%

Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 185.80 → 186.84 0.56%

Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 33.67 → 33.73 0.18%

Economic Output
Gold coins 605,767,000,000,000 → 606,530,000,000,000 0.13%

Average Income
Gold coins 292,358.52 → 292,726.70 0.13%

Average Disposable Income
Gold coins 193,833.70 → 194,077.80 0.13%

Average Income of Rich
Gold coins 1,477,993.84 → 1,479,855.11 0.13%

Average Income of Poor
Gold coins 32,161.05 → 32,201.55 0.13%

Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 39.14 → 39.17 0.08%

Industry: Trout Fishing
Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index 2,091.84 → 2,093.30 0.07%

Industry: Timber Woodchipping
Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index 6,325.64 → 6,330.05 0.07%

Industry: Automobile Manufacturing
Henry Ford Productivity Index 13,684.67 → 13,694.21 0.07%

Industry: Insurance
Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating 4,618.97 → 4,622.19 0.07%

Defense Forces
Total War Preparedness Rating 17,418.99 → 17,431.13 0.07%

Industry: Basket Weaving
Hickory Productivity Index 7,002.04 → 7,006.92 0.07%

Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 20,949.76 → 20,964.36 0.07%

Industry: Cheese Exports
Mozzarella Productivity Index 4,434.21 → 4,437.30 0.07%

Industry: Gambling
Kelly Criterion Productivity Index 18,268.60 → 18,281.33 0.07%

Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 430.58 → 430.88 0.07%

Sector: Agriculture
Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index 8,267.17 → 8,272.93 0.07%

Industry: Furniture Restoration
Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index 7,578.24 → 7,583.52 0.07%

Industry: Arms Manufacturing
Charon Conveyancy Index 56,523.65 → 56,563.03 0.07%

Industry: Mining
Blue Sky Asbestos Index 16,033.30 → 16,044.47 0.07%

Industry: Beverage Sales
Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating 7,938.36 → 7,943.89 0.07%

Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 6,302.15 → 6,306.54 0.07%

Industry: Retail
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 36,450.71 → 36,476.10 0.07%

Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 77,210.37 → 77,264.15 0.07%

Industry: Book Publishing
Bella Potter Productivity e-Index 18,054.69 → 18,067.26 0.07%

Industry: Pizza Delivery
Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index 6,888.06 → 6,892.85 0.07%

Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 1,918.05 → 1,919.38 0.07%

Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 1,213.46 → 1,214.30 0.07%

Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 33.09 → 33.11 0.06%

Death Rate
Bus Surprisal Index 300.61 → 300.41 0.07%

Obesity
Obesity Rate 56.88 → 56.84 0.07%

Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 67.44 → 67.29 0.22%

Freedom From Taxation
Hayek Index 28.31 → 28.13 0.64%

Integrity
Percentage Of Bribes Refused 23.57 → 23.31 1.1%

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