Affirmative Action in The united american-isreali empire?

The Issue
After minority student Steffan Scott was refused admission to a traditional, prestigious college, civil rights activists, conservatives, and teachers are up in arms about affirmative action and ethnic equality in education.

The Debate
“I think you’ll find there’s actually no problem here,” observes conservative speaker and hair care product salesperson Vanna Bach. “A student wants to go to a particular school, but lacks the grades. Clearly, he should have studied harder in school. But oh, because he’s a so-called minority, it’s everyone else’s fault. I’m sorry, but the system is working perfectly well: What gets you into a good school is merit alone. Or, failing that, a generous donation.”

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“Are you blind, or do you simply refuse to see?” thunders civil-rights activist, former TV commentator and unabashed publicity speaker Cassandra Giono. “Oh yes, it’s all perfectly equal, if we ignore the fact that this poor boy was stacking shelves to pay for textbooks in a falling-down school while the nice rich boys were enjoying private tutoring! Affirmative action is needed to balance out the very real disadvantages that many students grow up with! And there’s no better way to identify that disadvantage than with broad, sweeping demographics!”

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“I think you’re both loony,” says Gregory Mombota, professor of liberal arts at The united american-isreali empire National University. “In my humble opinion, the solution is simple: make college education free to all. Why turn away anyone? Throw open the gates and make college education available to every citizen of The united american-isreali empire, regardless of their economic status, grades, or work ethic!”

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Citizens polled. Media probed. Headlines gathered.

The Talking Point
Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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The united american-isreali empire’s Natural Beauty: How To Find It

OverviewDetail (+5)Recent Trends

Wealth Gaps
Rich To Poor Income Ratio 45.27 → 45.96 1.5%

Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 13.32 → 13.40 0.60%

Average Income of Rich
Gold coins 1,468,316.69 → 1,475,406.88 0.48%

Freedom From Taxation
Hayek Index 28.81 → 28.91 0.35%

Economic Freedom
Rand Index 80.67 → 80.89 0.27%

Rudeness
Insults Per Minute 466.66 → 467.81 0.25%

Crime
Crimes Per Hour 33.54 → 33.61 0.21%

Weaponization
Weapons Per Person 24.11 → 24.13 0.08%

Charmlessness
Kardashian Reflex Score 861.74 → 862.43 0.08%

Industry: Gambling
Kelly Criterion Productivity Index 18,252.43 → 18,263.52 0.06%

Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 39.15 → 39.13 0.05%

Taxation
Effective Tax Rate 33.49 → 33.46 0.09%

Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 9.83 → 9.82 0.10%

Averageness
Average Standardized Normality Scale 41.68 → 41.60 0.19%

Black Market
Gold coins 276,764,800,000,000 → 276,191,900,000,000 0.21%

Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 4.26 → 4.25 0.23%

Authoritarianism
milliStalins 357.81 → 356.43 0.39%

Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 2.59 → 2.58 0.39%

Inclusiveness
Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index 8.35 → 8.28 0.84%

Compliance
Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 11.05 → 10.95 0.90%

Average Income of Poor
Gold coins 32,434.17 → 32,104.76 1.0%

Income Equality
Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale 2.21 → 2.18 1.4%

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