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The Owl Queen of Altino.
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Go aWAy
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST AND PURE, QUIT IT WITH THE MASS TELEGRAMS.
Does this not somehow count as spam? This election may be an April Fools prank, but the real joke has been all of the messages we've received in the last 48 hours from people who we will probably never see or speak to again. But they can't stop. They won't stop. Can't you see it's they who own the- well, nevermind. In any case, I can think of only one solution.
If you are tired of receiving ALL those gosh darned telegrams from whoever these people are, please reply to every message you get with this dispatch. Hopefully we can hit their inboxes back with hundreds of TGs since they love TGs so much. That's karma, baybee!
Really, though, I'm proud of you guys. You're doing great, seriously. Just... go do great a little more quietly, iff'n ya don't mind. If you love us, let us go.
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