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The ABC’s of Thaecia
And once won a very close Prime Minister race.
B is for Brototh, he loves his roleplay,
and will oft be the first one to betray.
C is for Cerdenia, the pirate himself,
whose many memes do lie on his shelf.
D is for Deppendants, JM extraordinaire,
who destroys court cases with quite a bit of flair.
E is for Elbaron, the JM from before,
Whose great contributions, we cannot ignore.
F is for Fishergate, the other Pirate guy,
He and Xernon? They don’t see eye to eye.
G is for Great memel, and he made the RP,
But much more recently, he’s decided to let it be.
I is for Ilefeb, who used to represent,
But now he toils harder to get his message sent.
J is for Joshua winter, only of the only J’s,
He’s been here for a while, a hundred or so days.
K is for Korsinia, our first and only god.
He’s got devoted people, a big almighty squad.
L is for Lemonadia, the newest court justice,
He used to be an MP, don’t worry, you can trust us.
M is for Malgudie. We’re not sure about him.
For all we know, he’s an alien man named Tim!
N is for New deepayantendoland. Oh my,
What a long name, says I!
O is for Orslan, a law abiding citizen,
He inhabits the same region we’re all livin’ in.
P is for Pacara. Oh joy,
It’s everyone’s favorite communist boi!
Q is for Quellestromania. Oh dear,
Finding a rhyme for that causes quite a fear!
R is for Rayekka, our current leader,
Andusre’s famed succeeder.
S is for Saint ryvern, the first head of the courts,
who is certainly not covered head to toe in warts!
T is for Titanne, and Titanne is for me.
Who else did you think this spot would be?
U is for Uppenja, who I don’t know much about.
Maybe he’s a lil’ teapot, short and stout?
V is for Vaathinia, of whom I know even less.
Who he is could be anyone’s best guess!
W is for World Trade, he founded a region,
yet like us, he hates the Norwegian Region Legion!
X is for Xernon, that other founder dude,
but some consider his banjections to be quite rude!
Y is for Yorkshire and new bristol, one Y I found,
I guess the rest of them just straight up drowned!
Z is for Zon island, he’s the best greeter,
the amount of welcome posts could fill a whole litre!