by The Federated States of Pizza of Pilipinas and Malaya. . 167 reads.

My longest and weirdest post+1 more

Kalifer and Baska wrote:the world is getting gayer

Truer words have never been spoken.

Bathera wrote:Though I would lay off the nugget obsession a bit

No. Just continue obnoxiously eating nuggets in a corner. Thatís nice.

Galway-Dublin wrote:Batman doesn't need powers and he's done alright for himself

Heís just Batman. Heís ok exactly because heís Batman.

Rivierenland wrote:Tnx. More houses! More men! Vote Laver as official European translator!

I apply for the Asian division of EuroTranslate. Uhhhhhh, whereís the sign-up booth.

Slavakino wrote:Apple Juice > Orange Juice dont @ me

I canít help it. Orange juice, supreme juice!

Laver Island wrote:Y'all can't handle sour and it really shows

Me eating sour cola gummies: .........

The Oriental Empire wrote:ramen
ra men
raw men

I want ribeye ramen, please?

*sluping noises get louder*

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Sorry, you took too long
Winning by default is best winning

Yuuuup. Nothing beats the feeling after someone says you donít have to do anything and you win. Nice.

Rivierenland wrote:[visible confusion at your visible confusion at my visible confusion]

[visible confusion at your visible confusion at Scarlettís visible confusion at your visible confusion]

Confusion-ception *spongebob rainbow gif*

Sverigesriket wrote:No, I mean there has to be something hiding behind that smile...

Also, maybe it doesn't have to be a republic - a dictatorial or semi-dictatorial military junta could possibly happen.


Paperbags wrote:Learn to live with the constant, underlying craving for peanut butter, as thoughts of it slip into everything you do.

also it makes the next bite so much sweeter uwu

Peanut butter is way too smooth and crunchy at the same time that itís probably illegal.

And yes, the peanut butter is always so great after the first bite (or lick) uwu.

Miharr wrote:[spoiler=morning, folks...]Same with her
Thereís a difference between furries and zoophiles
>:( says you
I feel I wish girls would actually find me attractive :(
>when youíre in a friend group of gay friends and they have crushes on each other and not you
Laver I literally called you a god in that post XD

Agreed. I donít like orange juice
XD it could be both
Crunchy peanut butter = best peanut butter

The last three posts, I agree with. The rest,.................. I prefer not to discuss that.

Paperbags wrote:okay bye guys! have to be productive now :/

The wonders procrastination can do...

Miharr wrote:Add lots of milk and sugar.

Yes and yes. But tea is still great at almost anytime tbh. Tea can just be so calmingly overwhelming, so I can sympathize with Riv.

Sverigesriket wrote:Your brain wack

Brain Qwack

Rivierenland wrote:*drinks coffee once*
system: now it's time to get funky

Also system: Prepare for hyperboost in T-minus 10.

Miharr wrote:Smh uncultured
What does Scarlett have to say about that?

Biggest disagreement of this page of the RMB. Laver v Bathera

The Oriental Empire wrote:peeled limes

m i n c e d c u c u m b e r

St Scarlett wrote:I donít like tea unless itís ice tea

Generally nice in the summer or when youíre in a nice little cafe on the sidewalk.

St Scarlett wrote:Ya but to be fair we stole tea from China and India anyway

More China than India, and also Tea Leaf Bricks.

Confederate states of murica wrote:Father I crave oats

You must understand my current situation, you must venture far and wide in to the cupboards and look deep into every cereal box for thou shalt suffer without the nectar of life that I so require.

Naifon wrote:Saint among men!

ALL HAIL!For our sacred Naifon has posted!
(Pls tell if heís done before then Iím an embarassment to hoomanitea)

St Scarlett wrote:Anyone wanna make like Macron and do a state visit to see the presidential baby?

Heck, Iíd do a state visit to Japan just to see a ramen museum and slurp some of that ramen.

Greate San Marino wrote:Ho is he

President of France and secret pastry.

Bathera wrote:Yes spike the English

Can I offer spike traps for that?

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Are fire extinguishers full of anti-fire juice 🤔

Itís got bubble water! Well, yeah call the bubble water anti-fire juice then.

Vijayanta wrote:Vijayanta is back! After being gone for +/- 60 days -and therefor losing my Nationstate- I have re-enterd Europe. Good to see a lot of you are still here!

Welcome back!

Bathera wrote:Foam

Bubble water juice.

Laver Island wrote:Is PoLiet deadass in a "yes no" argument/spam?

I expected better smh

I eat such Spa- wait.... wrong spam.

Germany222 wrote:Nein, Dšnemark ich germanisch

No, Denmark I german.

Krestonien wrote:You mean Austrian?

*HRE flashbacks*

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Victoria's Omani Cocaine?

I didnít know Queen Vic had a knack for that. The more you know, I guess.

Bathera wrote:Violent Occupation of Canada

Violin Orchestral Compilation.

Yahlia wrote:... How do you two feel about the word "polyamory"?

I wouldnít know. But all love is love, even if itís multilove.

Daarien wrote:I've given road ownership to the private industry except for a few remote areas, they'll build better roads for everyone and we have regulations to make sure they don't pollute and they're safe for the environment and for the people.

Most things in Daarien are free market, but regulated well and such.

This is a nice idea, you could have those roads made of recycled plastic without much payment.

Regnum Italiae wrote:Hey hey hey!
We just need 20 more votes to reach the quorum for the current poll
Vote if you haven't yet!

Inadvertent adverstisement for voting. Where have I heard of that before?

English order wrote:RIP Hong Kong eaten by ching chong ussr

U wot m8?

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:probs ok so long as it's not like wars and stuff
Just discussing stats is fine, I think

As far as I know, this is correct.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Ragula Returns

The day came when war broke out...

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:No
Donít even mention that name

Cease your tomfoolery! One must not discuss such an unsaintly name. I will reiterate, cease this heresy before Our Holy Saint of the Bansupressor comes.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:poliet's bff


Of course. Wasnít it IAís also?


Nuketh you must not. Raid someoneís coasts you may. *pays Laver gold*

Yahlia wrote:Yo, when tf did Triscuitoon CTE?!

Oh yeah, I remember him. Good lad,indeed.

Yahlia wrote:It's not like Triscuitoon actually did anything... XD

Eh. Nice nation like what I said above.

Rivierenland wrote:aww man, you nuked my capital

Creeper, aww man. So we back in the mine...

South St Maarten wrote:He did back in the day!

Iíve simply forgotten what he posts like below:

Yahlia wrote:Did he? It's been so long, I barely remember

Laver Island wrote:Watch this get suppressed

Laver: WaTcH mE gEt SuRpResSed

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Just to mess with you
Iím not gonna

Good choice.

Rivierenland wrote:


St Scarlett wrote:1 year 25 days ago. I didnít even really know them and even I know theyíve been gone for ages XD

Am I older than you, in NS terms?
I forgot when you made Aelzyia or Chile and Venezuela.

Yahlia wrote:Oh, I was aware of this... lol XD

f in chat?

Laver Island wrote:Listen here PoLiet
You're on some thin ducking ice

Do sum hockey on that.

Yahlia wrote:I consume a lot of content on this RMB, I'm gonna forget stuff!

Smh....not. I too do this wayyyy too often.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Old man yahlia's already losing touch

I donít agree.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Yeeeaaahhh...
I barely remember what I said yesterday... XD

Who remembers the discussion you had yesterday word for word? No one right? I thought so. ĎTis predictable.

Laver Island wrote:How to delete Poland-Lithuania and get a MOE role

I forgot what MOE is. I lower thy head in shame.

Potus branada wrote:F. Hate when that happens.The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth gib the man MOE role on Discord or we'll riot.Cheers.
Only the best deals and they're gonna huuuge. CHINAA!Yahlaviet.
This is the peak of NZ memory performance. As a representative, Yahlia is really the best they can offer. Top-class.
Remembers conversations but doesn't remember what they had for dinner yesterday.

HK-level riot will come from me if it Laver doesnít get the MOE role or whatever it is. I support Laver for whatever that is.

Potus branada wrote:"They make take our lives, but they'll never take... MY MOE ROLE!"


The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:Where to buy riot police gear

Just check check the dark alley full of trash.
Thank me later.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Everyone unendorse IA and endorse Laver

Spread Laverism.

Potus branada wrote:Call me "Robespierre"

Iíll get you your pamphlets and bring Marat back from the dead.

St Scarlett wrote:How to rebuild the British Empire.

Iíll volunteer to be occupied. *inflicts damage through guerilla tactics*

Krestonien wrote:Hold on, these are not the Swiss secret files.

Iíll make a deposit of £500 million for sum of that files. Hopefully inclusive of 23 Swiss army knives and a lifetimeís supply of Swiss Cheese.

Miharr wrote:My favorite color isnít totally me...
Robespierre, reign of terror, did it for the public safety

Mention his name again, you go to the guillotine.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:k
I need IA approval

Mob IA or I will Rhenium Molybdenum Vanadium Uranium. Jk duh.

Laver Island wrote:Is this the NS version of "you and your 5 followers?"

Me and my 4 billion people.

Laver Island wrote:Even Greenland doesn't want to be sold

What is this

Trump being Trump.

Kaspinia wrote:It's a matter of a president with no sense of awareness to geopolitical matters. I mean, Trump isn't wrong, per se, since Greenland houses the Thule air base, a historical strategic vantage point for intelligence gathering and military preparedness in response to international threats. Expanded presence in Greenland could offer a slew of strategic advantages for the U.S military to operate abroad and help reinforce both intelligence network and supply lines.

On the other hand, we're talking about a former colony of Denmark which has since become pseudo-independant with its' own legislature and governing body. It's a young and fragile society trying to grow and develop despite technical limitations and geographical disadvantages. It is, however, not an 'empty massive mass of ice' to be bought and sold like commodity. It's akin to colonialism in essence and the very idea of a 'business oriented hostile takeover' of a fragile, self-governing nation is... Absurd.

In essence, for those who fail to understand the direct relations here, it's like saying Trump wants to purchase Cuba from Spain. Makes sense but... Also it really, really doesn't.


I wish I could add.

Potus branada wrote:When you're not as thicc as Canada.

Canada thiccest country in the world
Except for Russia but no one really minds.

Kaspinia wrote:Thicc as maple syrup.

You left out the pancakes and poutine from the equation.

Potus branada wrote:Canadian thighs are where it's at. Canada thighs. 👀

Imagine if Canada had even T H I C C E R colonies.

Potus branada wrote:Nah We're talking about country size. Canada out here winning medals. Why else do you think migrants are looking at Canada? Canada is hawt.

Cause youíre hot and youíre cold

Laver Island wrote:OwO H-hiya

When you get caught taking from the cookie jar.

The Oriental Empire wrote:my classmates are making me lose braincells

I feel this on lots of levels. Some donít make me lose braincells though.

Potus branada wrote:Delete your classmates from existence.

The only real option.

Miharr wrote:Ugh that was me all throughout high school I feel

Me: Yis

The Oriental Empire wrote:Why open your legs when you can open the bible


Kirostan wrote:Why open the Bible to scream gods name if you can spread your legs to do it also

I can imagine Kiro and Orient doing protests against one another for that.

The Oriental Empire wrote:mommy told me to not let any boys in

she didn't say anything about girls though

When your mom thinks youíre having normal thoughts but you arenít.

Potus branada wrote:How to make cake 101.


Kirostan wrote:2017: Nothing
2018: Nothing
2019: RMB orgy

2020: Longer posts with more OwOs and UwUs

Potus branada wrote:RealWokeHours

Nah, we all B E S P O K E

St Scarlett wrote:Now Iím rude too OwO

Potus branada wrote:If it's rude then I guess definitions are about to shift. OwO

Creating new definitions OwO

Miharr wrote:>when someone 1 ups your factbook with a fancier one

i cri

St Scarlett wrote:To be fair I put so much symbolism into that factbook I forgot half of it XD


The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth wrote:*shamless self promotion*


I really should promote mine.

Potus branada wrote:A drawing of Laver Island in MS Paint:

Iím checking that later.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Nah, I'm more the self-deprecating type
Just sitting here thinking about how I can never be Stalin's equal...

Yeah, no one can send someone to gulag faster.

Ayatheera wrote:I didn't mean to but I chose to ban video games. My bad guys. :(

Gamers of the world, unite! Fight this menace!

St Scarlett wrote:I banned the internet and emigration once, donít worry you can fix it eventually XD

True. I banned and unbanned WMDs thrice.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Someone ban scarlett smh

Ban the banhammer

Edan Land wrote:Once I banned sports by error.
Because I didn't read the issue

This, kids, is why you read.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:Doesn't sound too bad to me

Bad for national pride and athletesí feelings

Edan Land wrote:Just use a mirror

Or stare into a riverbank

Korsinia wrote:2 days without eating

Time to faint

I want die.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:it's laver's WA
shared with scarlett

Chatting with yourself takes a whole new meaning.

Novgorod-Pskov wrote:I usually like posts I'm about to respond to

Riv or Krest just like everything. Itís a nice exercise.

Miharr wrote:Sorry :(
They say the more you are around someone the more likely you are to pick up their mannerisms, vocabulary, etc

You are with them, you become them.

Korsinia wrote:OwO shared vocab?

Our vocab, donít forget that or leader Stalin sends you to gulag.

Korsinia wrote:Yah but like
Scarlett and I picked up each other's traits rather quickly XD


Korsinia wrote:I cant even see what I tyoe wtf

I kept mispelling everything I typed last Sunday for 20 minutes.

Potus branada wrote:Indeed.
Lavlett is one being. It is not two at this point. You 'two' are one.

They go together like milk and cereal.

Miharr wrote:My god how many ships are going to come up today???

I saw 64 just dock in the harbor.

Krestonien wrote:I hate it when I have to read without my glasses.

I had glasses before.

Stukilo wrote:Isnt potus the abreviation for the US president?

I sometimes call them PUSA (President of the USA) because it means cat in my language.

Yahlia wrote:Inb4 someone with the last name "Branada" gets elected to the US Presidency

I will be sure to call them POTUS Branada.

Dragustria wrote:Well, Belgium is like a shortcut to Paris and it is war.

Hello again. And also yes, war is war. But thatís no excuse to treat a civilian badly because theyíre on the other side.

Miharr wrote:Apparently my bf sets off gay guysí gaydars

How? Do they imagine abs or something? Or characteristics?

Bathera wrote:No way me too

Ooh. Coincidences.

Potus branada wrote:I tip my hat to you then. Well done, Maarten.

Nice. You probably have my vote.

Bathera wrote:You and me both

Mihera UwU

The Oriental Empire wrote:Ruin My Life


Laver Island wrote:Not only am I in a fling with a regional officer
I make the entire establishment do as I say

Am I a lobbyist???


Yahlia wrote:When this post used to quote you ; - ;

That post was supposed to be this. Accidentally sent it without completing it.

Rivierenland wrote:good day


This is preserved for reminding me of my not-so-regular achievements.

Kalifer and Baska
Laver Island
The Oriental Empire
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth
St Scarlett
Confederate states of murica
Greate San Marino

Thanks for all the help with the post by providing me with the posts to respond to.