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by Lapathiya. . 474 reads.

TNP über alles

North Pacific, über alles,
Über alles in the land!
If we do not spam or double-post,
Guided by Nessie’s flipper hand!
From the forums, to the RMB,
From Discord to the telegrams!
North Pacific, über alles,
Über alles in the land!
North Pacific, über alles,
Über alles in the land!

NP’s greatest pair of posters,
Zazumo and Aerilia,
Shall retain in all the world
Their reputation for being weird!
And shall inspire us to our own pathetic
Attempts to imitate them!
NP’s greatest pair of posters,
Zazumo and Aerilia!
NP’s greatest pair of posters,
Zazumo and Aerilia!

Now let’s move on to the roleplay,
Where the sleeping Friently stands!
Should he ever decide to wake up,
We all know we’ll lose our land!
But he still can see all my godmodding—
Wait, what’s that? Well, now I’m banned!
Now let’s move on to the roleplay,
Where the sleeping Friently stands!
Now let’s move on to the roleplay,
Where the sleeping Friently stands!

And then there’s our old friend Mike,
TNP’s most flirtatious man!
He gives everyone a *ripple*,
And then before you can
Think of anything on his level,
(Is it high, or is it or low?)
He smites you with a *tickle*
From your heel to your big toe!
He smites you with a *tickle*
From your heel to your big toe!

Then there’s our old friend Eraver,
TNP’s most creative kid!
Think how messy? it would be,
If everyone did what he did!
Change of government and countless tags,
but we all love his flags!
Then there’s our old friend Eraver,
TNP’s most creative kid!
Then there’s our old friend Eraver,
TNP’s most creative kid!

There is also East Supple Lund,
That one guy with all the memes!
And then there’s also Advancia!
Neither of these blokes seems
To cease to amuse us with their frogs,
Endless gifs, and funny jokes!
We all have different needs,
But one thing we all need is memes!
We all have different needs,
But one thing we all need is memes!

Plus there’s also Lorigia,
That one dude with all the likes!
And when he actually talks,
His posts are even better than Mike’s!
And anyway, we all know that
If he could, he’d give us loves! :P
So I gave him a whole verse
So he could upvote this factbook! ;)
So I gave him a whole verse
So he could upvote this factbook! ;)

Now, in this region you’ll hear quite a lot
Of endlessly repeated words!
Some of them are heard quite often,
But the one heard most is “nerds”!
And who do we have to thank for that?
Why, our old friend Deerfenland!
Because being a nerd is much better
Than being a dweeb like Zazumo!
Because being a nerd is much better
Than being a dweeb like Zazumo!

Plus there is Libertandonien,
The guy who slays every girl’s heart,
Who finally wed a dragon,
And broke all their hearts apart!
But he still roleplays a romance
With that bishojo Marasume! ;)
To sum him up, Libertandon
Is a guy who loves to play!
To sum him up, Libertandon
Is a guy who loves to play!

Oh, how I love you, TNP,
Where the rum always flows free!
Where the spammers get ejected,
And the trolls you rarely see!
Even though you are not perfect,
Still it’s never, ever too late,
To build you into the greatest region
ever seen on Nationstates!
To build you into the greatest region
ever seen on Nationstates!

Lapathiya

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