Santanstan Export Catalog

Tanks

SNS Export Corporation T-34-85S1

NEW OFFER!!! BARGAIN PRICE!!!
PRICE: 124.99 MONETARY UNITS
CANNON: 85 mm D-5M
ENGINE: 1050 hp SNS-500-EX
TOP SPEED: 72 km/h

Proven in the service of Afrikaina, this modern main battle tank is capable of handling anything on the battlefield*.

* - except other tanks or anti tank weapons

SNS Export Corporation Challenged MBT Mk. 2E

PRICE: 60,000.05 MONETARY UNITS
CANNON: 120 mm SNS-120E
ENGINE: 850 hp SNS-750-EX
TOP SPEED: 48 km/h

With the Challenged MBT, SNS Export Corp. has perfected the hull-down tank design. This model, the Mk. 2E, is an internationally recognized and domestically certified Monkey Model Tank (MMT).

Aircraft

MLD Exports Flogger Fighter 23A

PRICE: 120,000.05 MONETARY UNITS
ARMAMENT: 23 mm cannon, provisions for 4 missiles
ENGINE: 2x MM-23-HEE-HEE
TOP SPEED: Mach 2.5*

This aircraft is guaranteed to die instantly at the sight of an F-14, F-15, or F-16. Unlike the MiG-25, this aircraft cannot even outrun any of those aircraft. Perfect for losing wars over oil and failing to conduct war crimes.

* - engines will be permanently damaged after reaching Mach 1.95

MLD Exports Hound-4AV

PRICE: 48,900.95 MONETARY UNITS
ARMAMENT: 7.62 mm machine gun, provisions for bombs and rockets
ENGINE: 1050 hp SNS-500-EX
TOP SPEED: 225 km/h

With an engine well tested by SNS T-34-85S, this flying abomination can get you and your poorly-trained farmer army from point A to point B at least 50% of the time.