TSP Clerihews

[i]Being a collection of semi-biographical verses concerning certain nations of note in the region (and beyond) presented in no particular order.[/i]

[nation]Roavin[/nation]
Was never in.
He was known as a 'Fenda,
Yet never 'Delenda'.

[nation]Islands of Unity[/nation]
Flexed with impunity.
He thought DEH was vomit
Because it wasn't Great Comet.

Max Barry
Once owned a cash and carry.
He invented NationStates:
As if we didn't have enough on our plates!

[nation]Auphelia[/nation]
Will probably nail ya,
But she looks quite spectacular
When she twirls all tentacular.

[nation]Beepee[/nation]
Is often sleepy.
He snores like the thunder
All the way down under.

[nation]New Haudenosaunee Confederacy[/nation]
Is writing much better, I see.
Though, if you see him writing in the garden
Your skin had better harden.

[nation]Belschaft[/nation]
Had no time for Taft. 
He argues with Glen
Now and then.

[nation]Nakarisaune[/nation]
Is a raving looneh.
If that seems quite random,
Well, QED.

[nation]Sandaoguo[/nation]
Is [nation]Glen-rhodes[/nation], you know?
He wore quite a merry hat
When he was on the GA Secretariat.

[nation]073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121[/nation]
Was a hard one to write verses on.
They're still trying to hatch
The latest [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1118159]shipping dispatch[/url].

[nation]Quiescent[/nation]
Is evanescent.
They fade away
Into the sanctuary of a pillow fort all day.