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0.61 Valentian Elysium's trades...
Valentian Elysium's Deck
Valentian Elysium has 49 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
Admin
WA
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
20.1b6,630t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Je me révolte donc nous sommes.”
WA
10.329 billion Continentalists. Smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
26.231 billion Onderkelkians. Smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Let Us Cling Together”
WA
15.1b4,195t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace through the Ship”
WA
9.377 billion Anglo-Americans. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
32.957 billion Layartebians. Anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Liberty. Peace. Fun”
WA
18.2b4,588t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“What time we recording the motto? Wait, is that mike on”
16.71 billion Arcologians. Enslaved workforce, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“What's New”
25.824 billion Vayians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ”
29.397 billion Nut Biting Chimpsians. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“für unser Reich, unser Kaiser und für unser Vaterland !”
Delegate
11.8b2,652t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Sila cherez Yedinstvo, Yedinstvo cherez Veru.”
7.648 billion Holoskans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“To reach the stars and beyond!”
WA
3.909 billion Wunderstrafanstaltians. Pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“One State, One Law, One People”
13.33 billion Charellians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't Recruit Me”
9.812 billion ZJians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Long live Idoho”
10.137 billion Idohoans. Public floggings, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hail whoever's the current prime minister!”
27.901 billion Estonia3ians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“All I have is my paintings...”
11.222 billion Painterians. Enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Grand”
9.711 billion Malabians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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