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2.10 The Colonial Fleet's trades...
The Colonial Fleet's Deck
The Colonial Fleet has 65 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
18.005 billion Cerberionites. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unbent Unbowed Unbroken”
27.85 billion Anankeans. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Welcome to the Islands Paradise!”
31.853 billion Woonsocketeers. Public floggings, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All your bodies are belong to us!”
24.511 billion Achiotopians. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life”
21.125 billion New Gilboans. Daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nothing's Impossible”
20.722 billion Lamborghinis. National health service, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
30.376 billion Cyreneanians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“If it ain't broke break it.”
12.484 billion Slaytanians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Agressive expansion is the only way”


10.012 billion Corporation Employes. Public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“For the Good of All”
5.064 billion Moleans. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“10000 Islands Forever!”
34.649 billion Grubians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Honor and Glory”
18.294 billion Oseans. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Guns, explosions, and a *beep* load of firepower.”

19.345 billion Shooters. Infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are # 1”
25.455 billion Petalumadomians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Psychosis influenced governance is serious business.”
17.882 billion Zyrcrestians III. Flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!”
34.423 billion Titanicans. Deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Grasp the subject, the words will follow.”
17.883 billion Klopstockians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Give me liberty, or give me death”
10.285 billion Terrans. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In Cod we Trust”
7.071 billion Grimlanders. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Democracy and freedom make greatness!”
5.084 billion New Colbycountryians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE