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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 637th Most Armed: 919th Most Rebellious Youth: 963rd
14.786 billion Reapers. Flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 138thMost Cultured: 230thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 231st
28.0b10,191t
SEASON TWO
Most Cheerful Citizens: 133rdMost Cultured: 290thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 291st
34.4b12,713t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Everyone will dance with the Reaper, so learn to Tango!”
Most Stationary: 234th Best Weather: 380th Most Beautiful Environments: 703rd
30.58 billion Kleinekatzenians. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 162nd Most Influential: 263rd Largest Welfare Programs: 327th
18.544 billion Suceavijans. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
New York Times Democracy
“Squeak!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 279th Most Advanced Public Transport: 390th Most Influential: 400th
14.844 billion Hamtowners. Smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Squeak!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 364thSafest: 424th
16.8b3,945t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Renovatio.”
Largest Governments: 387th Highest Average Tax Rates: 433rd Most Subsidized Industry: 448th
15.093 billion Tiltjuiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“If all else fails, give her the whip”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th Fattest Citizens: 148th
28.349 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Can't win, Don't try”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 108th Highest Poor Incomes: 136th
16.389 billion Big Bad Booans. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Take The Trip”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th
13.2b2,453t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Vitae Meae Sunt Sepulcretum Perfectum Sepultarum Sperum”
Largest Welfare Programs: 665th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st Highest Average Tax Rates: 882nd
13.227 billion Mundiferrorum. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Swerve”
Most Cultured: 217th Most Developed: 319th Largest Publishing Industry: 349th
10.754 billion Dingbats. Smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Eat gender rolls, don't live by them”
Largest Welfare Programs: 201st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th Most Compassionate Citizens: 309th
6.806 billion Gender rollsians. Public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Eat gender rolls, don't live by them”
Largest Welfare Programs: 194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244thMost Compassionate Citizens: 336th
8.86b1,759t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Here we stand under our flag! Progressive and United!”
Most Developed: 268th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 271st Largest Welfare Programs: 294th
6.057 billion Yodleans. Ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space.
Left-wing Utopia
“Caturday is everyday”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 143rd Nicest Citizens: 170th Most Inclusive: 210th
5.532 billion Catians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Caturday is everyday”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 106thNicest Citizens: 123rdMost Pacifist: 137th
7.58b2,061t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Running a country isn't monkey business.”
Rudest Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 53rd Most Armed: 75th
5.182 billion Gorillas. Free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
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