Population | 2.504 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Doggirls |
The Republic of Zzznxz is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.504 billion Zzznxzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zzznxzian economy, worth 445 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,852 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and sex changes are routinely performed at Zzznxz's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zzznxz's national animal is the Doggirls, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zzznxz is ranked 23,395th in the world and 4th in Ambition for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,446.44 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, sex changes are routinely performed at Zzznxz's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Zzznxz, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Zzznxz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.