Population | 33.178 billion |
Capital | District City |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Zymurgy Primus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 33.178 billion Zymurgy Primusians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The powerhouse Zymurgy Primusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,874 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 56,494 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,094 per year while the poor average 3,035, a ratio of 126 to 1.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a major religion has been named as Zymurgy Primus's national religion, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Zymurgy Primus has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zymurgy Primus's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Zymurgy Primus is ranked 86,812th in the world and 472nd in 0000 for Most Stationary, with 528.0728911998 days.
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- : Zymurgy Primus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.