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A revolution is not a tea party
Most Secular: 1,399thLowest Crime Rates: 3,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,773rd
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Zuopai

Population1.285 billion

CapitalRnmen
LeaderPresident Ernesto
FaithState Atheism

Currency圆 Lodng
AnimalPanda

The People's Republic of Zuopai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Ernesto with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.285 billion Zuopaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnmen. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zuopaian economy, worth 231 trillion 圆 Lodngs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,288 圆 Lodngs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", President Ernesto is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuopai's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zuopai is ranked 15,981st in the world and 170th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,071 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 1,399thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,037thSafest: 5,122ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,009thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,664thLargest Governments: 6,693rdMost Developed: 6,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,414thMost Patriotic: 7,422ndSmartest Citizens: 8,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,815thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,430thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,925thMost Influential: 14,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,360thMost Efficient Economies: 15,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,981stHighest Food Quality: 16,098thMost Inclusive: 16,666thMost Income Equality: 17,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,401stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,463rdMost Cultured: 19,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,886th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, President Ernesto is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Zuopai endorsed The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union.
  • : Zuopai was endorsed by The Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuopai, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.

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