Yhtenäisyys, Kurinalaisuus, Työ Žorvaldr Eirķksson
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 316th Most Influential: 672nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,503rd
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Population1.225 billion

LeaderŽorvaldr Eirķksson


The Republic of Zumlandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Žorvaldr Eirķksson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.225 billion Zumlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ylläsjärvi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zumlandian economy, worth 179 trillion Maarkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 146,721 Maarkas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Zumlandia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Zumlandia is ranked 113,436th in the world and 6,245th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 316thMost Influential: 672ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,503rdMost Armed: 4,093rdRudest Citizens: 5,055thLargest Retail Industry: 5,079thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,222ndTop
Most Inclusive: 9,039thMost Efficient Economies: 11,415thMost Secular: 11,587thMost Developed: 12,494thHighest Average Incomes: 13,546thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,590th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Armed: 144th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 263rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 329th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 534th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 592nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 598th in the regionMost Secular: 603rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 648th in the regionMost Developed: 726th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 765th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 780th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 807th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 839th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 854th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 892nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 897th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 899th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Zumlandia endorsed The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Zumlandia was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Zumlandia, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 290 » Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Sunto, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Buckerino, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, United Draconia, Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, New Pruessen, United Kahndaq, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Sanjurika, Sinelona, The United States of Romania, Former English Colony, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, THX1138, Sil Dorsett, New Bremerton, Californian Redwood, Newpromisedland, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Uganda Knuckles UK, Snoodum, Egalico, Universal State Formula, Unsophisticate, HeartLard, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Pruznia, The Iron Lions, and 240 others.Abiswashyo-bhumi, Cloydicia, Ethnon, Algrund, Amauri, Agharya, Highton Islands, Lunallian, Amerian States, Western Vapia, Yummy Blubber, Castle Federation, Alice Gardens, Montarc, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Diodone, Wunderstrafanstalt, Analomink, Guer Aike, Panama Coalition, Avemterra, Ice and Tinian, Ostrolia, Federation Terra Australis, Altivia, Plumas, Jefffliu, Beagles Reborn, Breduria, Outer Egorniand, Asgardira, Antiyard, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Aroa, Babacar, Warsaw-Halicz, Zupla, Yarecir, Ostrinios, El Fiji Grande, Azzarel, Bearical, Blackphir, Arimbia, Oktavio, Napnomadia, Birting, BrightFutures, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Omnistria, Palisede, New Lakemba, Niradans, Bonjoura, Zokk, Kalimora Aire, David Davidson, Changjo, Caralapace, Central Ryal, Cam Zazi, Daiz, CelebrityDude, Chukstik Illahi, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Chamocha, Choistan, Cinnibar, Cyrenayca, Black Templares, Dylanana, Ethereal Expanse, East Supple Lund, Erwo Stal, Dicko, Detrivania, SillyString, East Wushen, Yukti, Fantoa, Elgaland-Vargaland, Free Culture, Helix Labs, Heminaw, Dopeland420, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gilakistan, Empy, Humptalumpta, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Durr, French Bananastan, Heken, Esplandia, Haor Chall, Great Solordia, Xentherida, Holy Marcus Empire, Hrysos, JAOECW536, Jackxanlandia, Kuda1, The Pantheons, Magorostan, Jasminlandia, MinaFederal, Minuda, Igritann, Mazuri, Kanerland, Itallitopia, Karazan, Mercandia, ISOP, Indiana Hoosier nation, Iselko, Kyrianian, Kuveria, Metamen, Dawn Guard, Maott, Kanlidia, Justanistan, Mariadne, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Lemonbiscuits, Kokomo Island, Kalatona, McDonaldsland, LostLegion, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ilisseia, Northern Glory, North Armatas, General COE, Kolorland, Mesherica, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Kulgatha, Pasargad, Lower Nubia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Marxist Luxembourg, Dadastan Archipelago, Ieprus, Fengate, Fizban, Musselshell, Copria, Jpia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, COCONUT-CITY, Mount Timbers, Alunya, Elevation, Ausnakulia, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Ateala, Atain, Keelut, Suicidistan, Get Away From Me, Partax, Circenn, National Goats, SchoolHouse Rock, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Divine Eulogy, Elder Realms, Kirnea, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Vikingiarchy, Norostilors, Orven, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Biebertal, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Angwayster, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Torakuen, Norvayopia, San Xavier, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Lost Staria, Liberum Mundi, Ejhsa, North Yeetland, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Thiammyalllaland, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Dugariana, Miruma, Free Azzaca, Abject Ludicrosity, Ikea Rike, British Pacific Islands, Aratani, COCOPUFFS, Valhalla123, Orado, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, Rynion, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, and Antityranicals.

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